Bad for the knees, this

Eilish/26/Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Post grad student for some reason 🌟🔮🧙‍♂️♥️🧙‍♂️🔮🌟

[katrellaaaaah]

He’s writing in his diary

[padurenii]

1930s era lamps

[selkiewizard]

Jesus did come back actually but it was a predaceous diving beetle so no one noticed

[selkiewizard]

Standing on business

[selkiewizard]

Cover letter you are evil dastardly little thing

[selkiewizard]

Guy at the gig tonight kept taking photos, not of the band just of people standing in the crowd. they were all zoomed in and super blurry. I told him off with my eyes but he never looked at me so alas

[selkiewizard]

He does not like the severed head

[selkiewizard]

"mankind"? hmm in my experience they are not ☝️

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[selkiewizard]

Why is my dog pretending to be the wicked witch of the east

[selkiewizard]

[selkiewizard]

Why is my dog pretending to be the wicked witch of the east

[selkiewizard]

Overwhelmed at the jellicle ball

[wtf-is-hockey]

Extremely funny that the first thing Shane did after realizing he was gay is hire a stylist. This was the shit he had to figure out. He was like I’m gay I can’t be looking like idgaf anymore.

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[nondelphic]

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

[selkiewizard]

For many many hours and some free wood you found, you too can build a giant raised bed/retaining wall

[selkiewizard]

Update on the garden! Gonna get some stuff planted soon hopefully!

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO