Bad for the knees, this

Eilish/26/Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Post grad student for some reason 🌟🔮🧙‍♂️♥️🧙‍♂️🔮🌟

[selkiewizard]

Got my first ever piece published! Read it here

[selkiewizard]

I got my first lit mag acceptance?!?!?

[selkiewizard]

I got a second acceptance!!!!

[selkiewizard]

Ahhaa Sunday night ,me, my granddad off life support, and this whole head of cauliflower #godsday

[selkiewizard]

I love being back in Edinburgh this time of year. On an unrelated note I've been practicing killing people with my mind again

[amoebeau]

thing i did a week ago

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life

fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track

[ciqqy]

getting unfollowed by mutuals is kinda like losing custody of your kids but worse

[skeevers]

Medieval Monk Bear from Historic Scotland

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[queermasculine]

man up and lez out

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

[faoileog]