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Sam // 26 // she/they

[shetheyslain]

Hey I’m a 26 y/o trans girl and this is a silly blog for laffs :)

Used to be Shetheyslay (rip)

No minors pls

PayPal

[pfeffaroo]

Don't worry, no one in our family is [REDACTED]

[lumsel]

sometime's you'll be reading the wikipedia article for Marshton's Ant and halfway down the page you'll see "marshton's ant is omniscient and very small[1]" and you'll go what the fuck so you click omniscient and be redirected to a page called Omniscience (ant biology) that tells you "in ant biology, an ant is considered omniscient if it knows what its own ass looks like" and you're like oh okay and the disappointment follows you for the rest of the day

[ozempicofficial]

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[shetheyslain]

Smiley 😁

[human-pet-they]

[dorfs]

getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later

overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

[transmechanicus]

Is this still available?

[runawaymarbles]

not progressing. not regressing. just gressing. can't a person just gress anymore? yeesh.

[mossy-cobble]

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

[pinene]

Hi tumblr

[conceitedtrash]

These label men look at me like I’m a prostitute cause I fuck

[shetheyslain]

16. A song that makes you think of an old (or current) crush?

I already answered this for something but yeah

[shetheyslain]

3, 10, 14?

A song you’d choose to introduce someone to your favorite genre?

A song that makes you feel relaxed?

[shetheyslain]

number 5!

A song you think most of your followers won’t have heard before

This very specific version

[shetheyslain]

Smiley 😁