big meatballs

jasper o'brien: the boy who could eat as many donuts as he wanted and not get sick of them

[jasperobrien]

@gasperobrien: i ate too muh peaut butter im durnk #turnt

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: ok ok

Shane: shane anthony gratata swag bitch betterthanjasperndylan hELLA

Shane: I like it so much better my way :D

Jasper: whatever u say dick

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: shane anthony gratata has a nice ring to it 👍

Jasper: no

Jasper: shane anthony gratata swag bitch, but you gotta be wid it.

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: wHAT

Shane: well fucking then :P

Jasper: your last names now gratata

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:

Shane: we are now, yes

Shane: this is why I feel so bad for you deep inside man... we might be twins but unfortunately for you, somehow I am STILL better looking.. the world works in mysterious ways friend

Jasper: i'm blocking you

Jasper: better yet disowning ur mental ass

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: that's offensive but I'm also happy you got the reference

Shane: ((((((:

Shane: hmm im way better looking than you, so she probably wouldn't fall for it

Jasper: (((((((((((((((((((((((:

Jasper: are we having a dumb contest for fat chins

Jasper: we're fucking twins??? you moron ???? ?????

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: empHASIS !!!

Shane: wow, you can't even spell however right.. well done (:

Shane: why the fuck would she bring you doughnuts ???

Jasper: ok fat josh peck

Jasper: fuck off i hate you

Jasper: why wouldn't she??? i can pretend to be you for five minutes unless she hates u lol

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: he means well, he means well haha. obviously not bro

Shane: I can spell donuts however the fuck I want

Shane: um, no you will not ¿ !!

Jasper: why did you type that shit out twice

Jasper: and i can spell distraught owever the fuck I WANT

Jasper: why not???? i got her number

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: a lil dramatic ain't he? you're an idiot even I can fucking spell distraught

Shane: you expect me to bring you donuts when you didn't give me any on the island lmfao

Jasper: for a second i thought he was about to throw up his words on me, stfu autocorrect is my bitch

Jasper: doughnuts* ya i fuckin do

Jasper: but if not ill ask this girl izzy to

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: i feel you, dont worry about it, lmao

Shane: i've been eating in the kitchen for like, the past two hours wbu

Jasper: he looked so fucking distraut or distraught whatever dude

Jasper: yo bring me some doughnuts i've been chillin in some random ass room watching harry potter

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Shane: he was an old friend in primary school?? kinda lost touch in high school though

Jasper: he says I know him and i don't remember him i kinda feel shitty but idc at the same time

Jasper: what's up tho where you at

[jasperobrien]

text ✉ fuckboy shane

Jasper: yo who the fuck is russ

[suttontbh-deactivated20150127]

Okay you got me, I was lying. You’re in a harry potter movie right now and each hallway you walk in is a different movie. And i’m secretly Harry potter.

[jasperobrien]

Harry Potter's pretty hot then, shit.

[fckruss-deactivated20140528]

S-sorry,just surprised you d-don’t remember me..

[jasperobrien]

I don't remember a lot of Shane's friends, since they're not mine?

[arensux]

Pshh. Don’t act like you don’t love me, O’Brien. You love me to pieces.

[jasperobrien]

You'd have to be in pieces for me to love you, McMorris.

[fckruss-deactivated20140528]

Oh okay..maybe if you asked me something about you then you would remember..

[jasperobrien]

What, dude?

[edwardcs-deactivated20210124]

"Yes, yes. Come drink with me, Jizzper. We can even make-out a little."

[jasperobrien]

I don't roll that way, but pour me some shots and I'll think about it.