Lone Dragon

[onmadnessandnonsense-blog]

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!”

- Lewis Carroll, “Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There” (1872)

[onmadnessandnonsense-blog]

Let me explain...

It appears that you have wandered into my blog, you curious person. This does not make much sense right now, believe me I completely understand you, but it will in time. I had an extraordinary experience that the world must hear about before it is too late, for I fear the whole cosmos is on the verge of madness. I am currently trying to document the events I witnessed and compile them into a tome which will serve as a warning to humanity. However, the nature of the things I lived through is one riddled with absurdity; I am forced to publish my story bit-by-bit on this medium until I am ready to combine my work into a detailed book. Since you have decided to read up to here, I suppose I am obligated to provide you with what I believe will be the beginning of this book.

“Before I start this story, I would like to clarify that I am a sane man. I might not be the sanest – I actually do not even know what the average level of sanity is – but I am pretty sure I am within the bounds of what is considered normal by the average person. I realize that having to convince you that I am sane does not help my case, but I wanted to set the record straight before I explain the absurd events that transpired on that cursed day.”

Sincerely,

Cornelius Parafron

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[jatdragon]

"Back like Szechuan sauce"

[visitgreece-gr]

Those colors… That water! Love Greece.

Discover more Greek treasures here. 

[tilldeathdousart]

[classy-mag]

[gifbro]

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[ponderation]

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[dsxsbx]

[corporation-cats]

[m4rkh0ppusss]

[jatdragon]

That would be such a good place to have a treehouse!

[officialcrow]

[jatdragon]

Savage

[tylerposey]

[bled]

[jatdragon]

Aye @msunknwn that’s where my old high school is at!

[msunknwn-deactivated20190122]

Aye @jatdragon take me for a visit ❤️

[jatdragon]

@msunknwn free tours to anyone that visits me!