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Not today Justin
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@fulice
You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes
I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it
followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails
Shut the hell up Sasuke
next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?
next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business
I need to get a shower, but I don't feel like it right now. Everybody email me a single and beautiful drop of water until I am clean.
Hi, please don't email me sex water. I understand it was an accident, but please don't let it happen again. Cannot stress this enough.
everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine
romantic and sexual partner.
Opening a cafe called "I Want You...." where when you walk in the barista just looks at you like this
And you're not allowed to order
non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually
okay once and for all
rice or pasta for rest of life
rice
pasta
no nuance, no "oh but im allergic/its something different/whatever the fuck" either pick a side or dont answer
When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers
Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close
(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear
Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn
trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ
hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.
why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck
are you sure it's a spider?
yes i am it looks like this
oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.
why is it in my room
and why do you know what it tastes like
@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like
nom nom.
yummy yummy in my tummy tummy
when and why did you eat a wolf spider
band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.
the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.
why was your solution to eat them
i mean, no one else was gonna.
amateurish first effort
god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
I've never been in nyc but i feel like that would be such a vibe
this post always reminds me of gaara
