Im Back In The Fucking Building-

27 | infp| they/them | professional goblin

[depsidase]

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[0sbrain]

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[gatheringbones]

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[drempen]

Had all his fingies out for No Reason

[thatsbelievable]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[ammonitetestpatterns]

crown glass windows

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[libertineangel]

Extremely funny reblog to be written by the person who blocked everybody who interacted with a negative review of their dreadful fantasy novel

[magicfriend1000000000000000]