FOUNDER OF SMOUSE MIRACLE WATER

@jared-dewhite-official

Some say I never returned...

is that why you never met me at whit’s end 🫪

Oh no no no that's where you're mistaken. You see I was there the whole time, you just didn't see me

ptfydydydtvtvtfhdcyctcffff WHERE?!

In the fake bush right outside the door

YOU RIDE OUT IN BUSHES TOO?!?!?! Twiiiiiin where have you beeeeeeeen 🥹

Yeah well, only when it's necessary.

I'm usually around, you know, silently keeping an eye on everything...

I love stalking people too!!!! Genuinely why didn’t say hi 😔

Oh well I wouldn't exactly call it stalking... More like uhh... Surveillance... Yeaaah

Well i had to be absolutely sure you were trustworthy, meeting up with strangers online isn't exactly the safest thing to do. You seem cool though, maybe next time you can join me in my... bush surveillance

we live in the same town my dude. I am NOT a rando. and I will gladly join this surveillance team

Hmm... That is true

PERFECT then you can really prove yourself! So, what experience do you have?

I have TONS of experience. Bush hiding is my go-to place to hear all the local drama. 10/10 spot is the push by the pond in McAllister Park.

#aio rp #smouse yapping

@jared-dewhite-official

Some say I never returned...

is that why you never met me at whit’s end 🫪

Oh no no no that's where you're mistaken. You see I was there the whole time, you just didn't see me

ptfydydydtvtvtfhdcyctcffff WHERE?!

In the fake bush right outside the door

YOU RIDE OUT IN BUSHES TOO?!?!?! Twiiiiiin where have you beeeeeeeen 🥹

Yeah well, only when it's necessary.

I'm usually around, you know, silently keeping an eye on everything...

I love stalking people too!!!! Genuinely why didn’t say hi 😔

Oh well I wouldn't exactly call it stalking... More like uhh... Surveillance... Yeaaah

Well i had to be absolutely sure you were trustworthy, meeting up with strangers online isn't exactly the safest thing to do. You seem cool though, maybe next time you can join me in my... bush surveillance

we live in the same town my dude. I am NOT a rando. and I will gladly join this surveillance team

#aio rp #smouse yapping

@jared-dewhite-official

Some say I never returned...

is that why you never met me at whit’s end 🫪

Oh no no no that's where you're mistaken. You see I was there the whole time, you just didn't see me

ptfydydydtvtvtfhdcyctcffff WHERE?!

In the fake bush right outside the door

YOU RIDE OUT IN BUSHES TOO?!?!?! Twiiiiiin where have you beeeeeeeen 🥹

Yeah well, only when it's necessary.

I'm usually around, you know, silently keeping an eye on everything...

I love stalking people too!!!! Genuinely why didn’t say hi 😔

#aio rp #smouse yapping

@jared-dewhite-official

Some say I never returned...

is that why you never met me at whit’s end 🫪

Oh no no no that's where you're mistaken. You see I was there the whole time, you just didn't see me

ptfydydydtvtvtfhdcyctcffff WHERE?!

In the fake bush right outside the door

YOU RIDE OUT IN BUSHES TOO?!?!?! Twiiiiiin where have you beeeeeeeen 🥹

#smouse yapping

@jared-dewhite-official

Some say I never returned...

is that why you never met me at whit’s end 🫪

Oh no no no that's where you're mistaken. You see I was there the whole time, you just didn't see me

ptfydydydtvtvtfhdcyctcffff WHERE?!

#smouse yapping #aio rp

@jared-dewhite-official

Some say I never returned...

#smouse yapping #the jay smouse fandom #smouse thrift

is that why you never met me at whit’s end 🫪

@jared-dewhite-official

Thrift Thursday with Riley was AMAZING today. I got a phantom of the opera t-shirt 🤩🤩

mabel-hambone-pines

opinion on Elvis Presley the king?

@jay-smouse-official

I love his songs! I don’t listen to him as often as I should!

#smouse yapping #elvis is peak

YES 🗣️🗣️ you should totally listen more

mabel-hambone-pines

Alrighty!! Today is a new day and I’m gonna make the most of it! I’m gonna make 20-no, 50 new friends!! Maybe even the whole town! Why? For my scrapbook! And besides, Candy and Grenda aren’t in this universe yet so I’m..a bit lonely haha…I’ll let ya’ll know how it goes! What could go wrong?!

if you want to make know an entire town come to Odyssey. It’s literally small town America. IN FACT I have a ✨friend formula✨ you can use!

#smouse yapping

dipperpinesofficial

yooooooo opinion on Elvis Presley?

-@jay-smouse-official

uhhh who?

😭 oh man 🙏 dude you are MISSING OUT

dipperpinesofficial

...yeah? well, if im gonna be stuck in this dimension, I guess I might as well see what it has in it.

#elvis the king #smouse begging #smouse yapping

LISTEN TO ELVIS🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I am BEGGING you. You can never find anything better after listening to him. Because he IS HIM

dipperpinesofficial

yooooooo opinion on Elvis Presley?

-@jay-smouse-official

uhhh who?

#smouse yapping #elvis is PEAK #way better than disco girl or whatever

😭 oh man 🙏 dude you are MISSING OUT

which-ocs

Which OC has this shirt?

#smouse yapping #matthew parker

this was actually my birthday present to Matthew parker

have to spend the whole day with CiNdY 😒

#smouse yapping

Jay I’m going to send Zoe the video of that time Valerie tripped you and you fell down the stairs with your triangle and it made so much noise everyone stared at you 😌 that’s what you get for reading my diary!!

@x-jules-kendall-x

WHAT?! NOOOOO 😭🙏 PLEASE JULES NO

I’LL GIVE FREE SMOUSE MIRACLE WATER FOR A MONTH!!! ANYTHING JUST PLEASE DONT SEND IT

I don’t want your water, idk what you put in it and honestly I don’t want to 😭 I may hold off on sending her the video though because this is kind of entertaining

Smouse Miracle Water is TOP TEIR water 😤 wayyyyyyy better than Dasani 🤢

HOW IS THIS ENTERTAINING TO YOU?! Well you know what ISNT entertaining? BEING LOCKED IN A CABINET.

you still didn’t answer what’s in the water 😭

and it’s entertaining because this isn’t even one of the craziest things you’ve ever done in front of me and I have proof of those too 😈

Smouse Miracle Water contains H2O and the orange flavored ones have fresh squeezed orange juice& sugar 😤

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE REFERRING TOO 😭😅 and HOW DO YOU HAVE PROOF?!?!

your water has H2O?!!??? someone call the Odyssey Times, this is bigggg news 😳

and you have no idea, I have my ways so watch yourself….

it’s not that big of news 😭🙏

OH SHOOT DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE WHITS END CAMERAS?!?!?!? Chat am I cooked? ☹️

oh you’re cooked for sure 😌

☹️☹️☹️ you saw NOTHING

you’re acting like there were death threats in there bro 😭 not just the very personal details of my life

I dunnooooooo if I told Bridget what you wrote I’m sure she might take it like a death threat. And those were VERY detailed details 😛

ok whatever, Bridget and I were just fighting at the time, I’m sure you and Barrett have said things about each other you didn’t mean 😅 and do not tell anyone about any of those details or you will not live to see another day

okay, FINE you say nothing about whatever videos you have and I say nothing about what I read in dairy (ESPECIALLY page 30 😛). Deal?

fine. but just so you know, page 30 doesn’t matter to me anymore seeing as that situation is over and he lives in another state now so whatever

his number is also in my phone but you’re right. 🤝

jay. I will end your social life. that is a very real threat. you better not do anything or Zoe is hearing every single thing I know about you.

I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL

we do as long as you don’t text him 😌

my thumbs are sealed as long as your mouth is 😌

Jay I’m going to send Zoe the video of that time Valerie tripped you and you fell down the stairs with your triangle and it made so much noise everyone stared at you 😌 that’s what you get for reading my diary!!

@x-jules-kendall-x

WHAT?! NOOOOO 😭🙏 PLEASE JULES NO

I’LL GIVE FREE SMOUSE MIRACLE WATER FOR A MONTH!!! ANYTHING JUST PLEASE DONT SEND IT

I don’t want your water, idk what you put in it and honestly I don’t want to 😭 I may hold off on sending her the video though because this is kind of entertaining

Smouse Miracle Water is TOP TEIR water 😤 wayyyyyyy better than Dasani 🤢

HOW IS THIS ENTERTAINING TO YOU?! Well you know what ISNT entertaining? BEING LOCKED IN A CABINET.

you still didn’t answer what’s in the water 😭

and it’s entertaining because this isn’t even one of the craziest things you’ve ever done in front of me and I have proof of those too 😈

Smouse Miracle Water contains H2O and the orange flavored ones have fresh squeezed orange juice& sugar 😤

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE REFERRING TOO 😭😅 and HOW DO YOU HAVE PROOF?!?!

your water has H2O?!!??? someone call the Odyssey Times, this is bigggg news 😳

and you have no idea, I have my ways so watch yourself….

it’s not that big of news 😭🙏

OH SHOOT DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE WHITS END CAMERAS?!?!?!? Chat am I cooked? ☹️

oh you’re cooked for sure 😌

☹️☹️☹️ you saw NOTHING

you’re acting like there were death threats in there bro 😭 not just the very personal details of my life

I dunnooooooo if I told Bridget what you wrote I’m sure she might take it like a death threat. And those were VERY detailed details 😛

ok whatever, Bridget and I were just fighting at the time, I’m sure you and Barrett have said things about each other you didn’t mean 😅 and do not tell anyone about any of those details or you will not live to see another day

okay, FINE you say nothing about whatever videos you have and I say nothing about what I read in dairy (ESPECIALLY page 30 😛). Deal?

fine. but just so you know, page 30 doesn’t matter to me anymore seeing as that situation is over and he lives in another state now so whatever

his number is also in my phone but you’re right. 🤝

jay. I will end your social life. that is a very real threat. you better not do anything or Zoe is hearing every single thing I know about you.