💕⭐️✨🌠MABEL!!🌠✨⭐️💕

Ur fav gal!! Hot boys PLEASE interact!! (Except you Gideon.)

[mabel-hambone-pines]

(Independent role play account of Mabel before/after Weirdmageddon. No real timeline)

🌈😎Hello all of Tumblr!!!!!!😎🌈

I’m Mabel and I’m here to bring in all the hot tumblr boys! (Or girls). Hopefully I’ll make new friends!!! Also! Please ask questions!!

Things I LOVE!!!

• Sweaters

• Glitter!!

• Mabel juice (made by yours truly!)

• 🐷⭐️WADDLES⭐️ 🐷

• My bro Dipper!

• Grunkle Stan and Grunkle ford!

• Solving cool mysteries with my bro dipping sauce

• Making new friends!

• PUPPIES!

• KITTIES!

• Matchmaking!

What I DONT LIKE >:c

• Meanies

• Triangles (especially the yellow ones)

• Summer ending ;(

• Negative energy (cause you’re AMAZING!!)

• Gideon (kinda? We’re kinda bonding now! Platonically!)

That’s bout it!!! Have a great day! Remember!! Your..PAW-some!! Haha, that was a cat pun! 🐱

(Out of role play here, please be normal. Mabel is a 13 year old girl. This is also my first rp account so I’m still learning. Be nice please :3)

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Hey, Mabel! I heard you were good at matchmaking. I... Uh... Might have a little trouble with telling someone about my feelings for them.

-@queen-toothiana-official

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!! TELL ME EVERYTHING! BOY? GIRL? SOMEONE ELSE?!! DONT SPARE A SINGLE DETAIL!!

[mabel-hambone-pines]

I stabbed Bill in the eye. I think he may want me dead.

-@sofiathefirstoffical

Oh!…..I shouldn’t say this but…good job! You can hide out in my room if you want.

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Heyy❗️ I’m Sayori, you don’t know me but good thing I don’t know you either so we can both start off fresh❗️ It’s so great to meet you, are you by chance interested in literature❓ If so, I’m the vice president of a club made just for that‼️ You’re welcomed to stop by anytime❗️

Oh! Hello sayori! Your hair is BEAUTIFUL!!! I’m not the most into reading, that was more of my brother’s thing. But I do love scrapbooking!!!

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Hey is no one giving my baby Mabel attention. SHE GOT BIT BY A VAMPIRE!!! No one is even paying attention to that! What if she gets hurt? OR WORSE????? SHES JUST A BABYYYY 💔💔💔💔

She what?!? Oh god! @mabel-hambone-pines, are you okay?! Holy cannoli, why did nobody tell me about this?!

[mabel-hambone-pines]

What? Oh! Right, that. It’s no biggie! My wrist is just pale now! I bet it’s fine—worse things have happened to me.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Are you sure? Can I look at it to make sure it’s not infected or something? People’s mouths have a lot of bacteria in them…

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Yeah! If it isn’t a big deal..I wouldn’t wanna bother you of course.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Okay… let’s look at this… *Starts carefully looking over the puncture site.* How did this happen, Mabel? It seems like it hurt…

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Well…I was on a date with this guy, and long story short, when we went outside and went on a walk he bit me.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Hey is no one giving my baby Mabel attention. SHE GOT BIT BY A VAMPIRE!!! No one is even paying attention to that! What if she gets hurt? OR WORSE????? SHES JUST A BABYYYY 💔💔💔💔

She what?!? Oh god! @mabel-hambone-pines, are you okay?! Holy cannoli, why did nobody tell me about this?!

[mabel-hambone-pines]

What? Oh! Right, that. It’s no biggie! My wrist is just pale now! I bet it’s fine—worse things have happened to me.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Are you sure? Can I look at it to make sure it’s not infected or something? People’s mouths have a lot of bacteria in them…

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Yeah! If it isn’t a big deal..I wouldn’t wanna bother you of course.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Hey is no one giving my baby Mabel attention. SHE GOT BIT BY A VAMPIRE!!! No one is even paying attention to that! What if she gets hurt? OR WORSE????? SHES JUST A BABYYYY 💔💔💔💔

She what?!? Oh god! @mabel-hambone-pines, are you okay?! Holy cannoli, why did nobody tell me about this?!

[mabel-hambone-pines]

What? Oh! Right, that. It’s no biggie! My wrist is just pale now! I bet it’s fine—worse things have happened to me.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Well howdy there! Fancy see in' you in a place like this.

We went to college together, right? I... I think so... My memories more fuzzy now and days, heh.

Uhh... Stan-something, wasn't it?

- @young-fiddleford-mcgucket

…

……f..

..

….

…..Fidds?

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Oh! I'm sorry, didn't mean to make ya upset! Was it, uh- something I said?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

W- where were you? Where did you go? I- I looked everywhere!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I-I'm sorry? What- what do you mean by that? I didn't- I mean, I guess I graduated, heh, but I don't- I haven't- You looked for me? Whatever for?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

You disappeared!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

From... college? *he seems completely bewildered*

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

You were here! You were living here with me. And then you disappeared.

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Living with-

I- I'm sorry but why would I- I didn't- I don't remember, I-

... unless...

... I'm sorry, I think I need to go-

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Hey Ford, who’s this handsome guy?

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

*freezes where he's about to leave*

H-Handsome?!

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Yep.

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- Um- Well- I mean- I- Um- I

I-I'm, uh- I'm flattered? No one's really ever, er-

Said that- so bluntly, before-

At least as far as I can remember...

(OOC: not quite sure how reblog work on tumblr ngl, so idk if I need to @ you but ima do so just to be safe- @young-stanley-pines-offical )

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Well, I’m feeling like an honest man right now? Also, what do you mean you don’t remember?

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Well uh- heh. I ain't got the mind I used to! Though, that's kinda by design ya see- But it, uh. It don't matter much!

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Why don’t you stay here then?

[mabel-hambone-pines]

OOOOH! A new guest in the house? It’s getting crowded in here! :0

[mabel-hambone-pines]

boop

Boop!!

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Mabel? I heard you got bit... Are you okay?

-@queen-toothiana-official

I’m alright!…I think. I don’t know if I’m gonna become a super cool vampire or not. Ford is too busy with Bill again sooooo I guess we’ll see!

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

[She walks in holding her wrist which is dripping blood] uhh..hi Grunkle Stan! How do I, hypothetically, clean a bite wound?

— @mabel-hambone-pines

Well, it would depend if it was a bite from an animal or a bit from a creature HYPOTHETICALLY.

[mabel-hambone-pines]

…..He bit me ;(

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Wait did he turn you? We have to check. @young-stanford-pines-offical you have to go buy garlic.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Fine, fine…

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

HURRY.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

She will be fine, Stanley!

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

She got bit by a vampire!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

And she will be fine!

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

She will turn into a vampire!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Unlikely.

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Wait so is it about the intent of vampires bite? The guy booked a fancy restaurant and shit for her.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

To be honest, I haven’t thought about that.

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Let’s just play it out then.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I wasn’t actually aware there were vampires in gravity falls. I knew there were vampire bats, but not vampires.

[bill-cipher-offical]

YEESH, WHAT KIND OF ODDOLOGIST ARE YOU? SURE, MOST OF THE VAMPIRES ARE OUT IN THE OLD WORLD, BUT OF ALL THE PLACES IN THE STATES TO FIND ‘EM, IT’S GONNA BE EITHER HERE OR AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL.

AND VAMPIRES DON’T TURN PEOPLE UNLESS THEY’RE DESPERATE OR WANT TO. HEY, I CAN SEE WHY THEY’D WANNA TURN SHOOTING STAR! SEEING HER ALL GOTHY WOULD BE HILARIOUS!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Don’t touch her.

[bill-cipher-offical]

WOAH, CHILL! I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT THING WHILE SHE’S STILL LEAKING EVERYWHERE. YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET VAMPIRE BLOOD OUTTA GOOD MASONRY? I’LL GIVE YA A HINT: YOU’D BETTER HAVE A CARPET SHAMPOOER

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Will she turn into a vampire?

[mabel-hambone-pines]

I thought you said I wouldn’t turn!

[mrdottydots]

mabel pines moodboard

[sweetscentedkiss]

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

you’re a ███████ ██████ fucking █████ ipad kid

:(

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Excuse you?! That’s my Grunkle you’re talking about! He has like…a bajillion PHDs! AND he’s 100x smarter than you are! You’ve lost your friendship privileges, anon D:<

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Stay tuned for the Friday night movie:

The Duchess Approves

Starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

This is NOT something I will be watching.

[bill-cipher-offical]

I THINK YOU WILL FIND, STAN PINES, THAT IN ADDITION TO THE LARGE AMOUNTS OF CAFFEINE I HAVE SPIKED YOUR SODA WITH, YOU HAVE BEEN GLUED TO THE COUCH. YOU’RE WATCHING THAT WHOLE THING

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Wrong! My clothes are glued to the couch! I just have to get out of them and I’m free. But uh, that be awkward so nevermind. WAIT YOU SPIKED MY SODA?

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ISN’T A SINGLE DRINK IN THE HOUSE THAT DOESN’T CONTAIN ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING: GLITTER, CAFFEINE, BOOZE, BLOOD, OR CANOLA OIL

[queen-toothiana-official]

No one would mind if I threw all those drinks away, right?

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Do we even have water in the house?!

[queen-toothiana-official]

That's a good question actually....

@young-stanford-pines-offical is there any water here?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

We have a couple sinks but.. whether or not you trust Gravity Falls tap water is up to you.

[mabel-hambone-pines]

I drank the tap water and passed out once! :D

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

[She walks in holding her wrist which is dripping blood] uhh..hi Grunkle Stan! How do I, hypothetically, clean a bite wound?

— @mabel-hambone-pines

Well, it would depend if it was a bite from an animal or a bit from a creature HYPOTHETICALLY.

[mabel-hambone-pines]

…..He bit me ;(

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Wait did he turn you? We have to check. @young-stanford-pines-offical you have to go buy garlic.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Fine, fine…

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

HURRY.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

She will be fine, Stanley!

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

She got bit by a vampire!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

And she will be fine!

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

She will turn into a vampire!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Unlikely.

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Wait so is it about the intent of vampires bite? The guy booked a fancy restaurant and shit for her.

[mabel-hambone-pines]

It wasn’t just a fancy restaurant! It was a super duper fancy one! Like with rugs and chandeliers! He said he tripped and bit me, cause that totally makes sense :)

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

God can my brother go any slower?!

[mabel-hambone-pines]

I’m bleeding all over my good sweater ;(

[ryland-grace-official-account]

i need a parental count cause I'm confused on how many are in your little parental colony.

Could you tag them all so I can keep list?

Thanks

From: Cam the weird neighbor kid who no one can tell to leave

Sure!

My Spouses:

@bill-cipher-offical

@young-stanford-pines-offical

@official-eva-stratt

@darkiplier-askblog

@simon-stuck-in-a-bloodocean

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Grace.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Yes… Ford?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

…Please tell me you’re not in a relationship with Bill.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

It’s just to watch over him for Void, I promise.

I know how bad he is, and what he did to you was bad…

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Is it? Are you lying to him or me?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I promise, I’m lying to him. I wouldn’t betray you like that.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Phew… thank you, Grace.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Of course, dear.

[bill-cipher-offical]

HIIIIII!

CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Uhhh… Hi Bill! How- how are you?

[bill-cipher-offical]

I THINK YOU KNOW PRETTY WELL, SLICK

[ryland-grace-official-account]

What? You don’t partake in a little lying every once in a while?

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU SHOULD COUNT YOURSELF AS THE LUCKIEST HUMAN ALIVE BECAUSE I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU RIGHT NOW

[sofiathefirstoffical]

@mabel-hambone-pines is this the problem your dealing with? A toxic environment?

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Aha…this is kinda normal at this point…

[sofiathefirstoffical]

My friend Cedric went through the same thing, so after I got him out of jail for trying to take over my kingdom I helped him have a better relationship with his parents! Or was it before? Anyways, do you have any siblings or friends here to lean on?

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Uh….i have Grunkle Stan! Sometimes!….waddles is back in my timeline..so is dipper…hm..

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You time traveled? Do you have a way to get back?

[mabel-hambone-pines]

…not exactly.

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Oh. Have you talked about getting back to them?

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Well Ford’s busy most of the time..so I just hide out in my room most of the time

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Ahh, okay. (She turns around and screams into one of the couch cushions.) There’s not much that could be more important than helping you home. (Sofia looks around, her smile somewhat fading)

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Aha…uh, thank you but you dont have to go through that trouble! I’ll just wait for Grunkle Ford to…not be busy? Or something…

[ryland-grace-official-account]

@young-stanford-pines-official! Come here and help your great-niece! I swear to the gods! Why haven’t you been paying more attention to her?

[mabel-hambone-pines]

Oh—no no it’s okay! I know how important his science stuff is…I don’t wanna bother him.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Hey, no. You’re more important than that. You are such a brilliant and bright child. You should never put yourself down like that. 

[mabel-hambone-pines]

…sorry.