#jay smouse

[dirtydezy]

smol jay doodle

[moderatelymars]

my (spoiler free) takeaways from the new odyssey episode, in order of appearance:

oh, hey, jay's in high school

this article sounds like a vaguely sketchy ploy

id like to imagine he was just scouring town for his wife's cop car so he could find her and check on her (also i loved her "it has been a day"). for sure a fan of zoe's parents

oh hey i was right

at least she texted her parents??

that was predictable

aw man nooo olivia :/

good message overall but no biblical tie in from any of the characters?

[smay-jouse]

Thinking about the one episode in the green ring conspiracy where Jay is trying to put the tracker on the truck and Buck is like what r u doing and Jays like oh I just really love trucks y'know 'beep beep crshhhgh *truck noises* hey I'm backing up! *More truck noises* honk'

[boneofrath54]

It’s been forever since I’ve drawn Jay but here’s a small sketch I did this afternoon. 🥲

[clue4u8008135]

Me after drinking the Smouse Miracle Water

[missdrummond]

Adventures in Odyssey as Vines but I Aparently was going to make a text post before I decided to just learn video editing

Connie taking a pic of the Whit's end gang: Can you guys say Colorado?

Mitch flying by on skis: I'm A GiRaFfE

Jay Smouse: I'm going to be famous 😏

Dwayne: I was thinking I could do some magic

Julie: You? Magic? Charles, it says TALENT show.

Donna chasing Boswell: Well hello Mr. Kitty! Can I pet the kitty? Where is she going!? Kitty come back her Mr. Kitty where are you GOING!

Jay: if I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool I would have no pennies 😎

Doris: I thought you were going to do the dishes

Bart: I thought you wanted to do that?

Doris: 😁hehe you were wrong

Chris: Hey mailman what do you got

Randal: just this letter *hold up the letter A*

The letter A: Johnathan I don't love you anymore

Grady: Daddy?

Wooton: Do I look--?

Alex: Let me see what you have

Cal: A knife!

Alex: NO!

Issac: Stop saying I look like chicken little. He's dumb and a coward and I'm NOT a COWARD!

Valerie: Hey everybody! Today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him is that I would get pushed way less...

Eugene: Actually, we have a chip reader now

Bernard: *holds up a dorito*

Eugene: Oh it doesn't work for that kind of chi...

Computer: transaction completed

Dale Jacobs: What’s the best kind of fire work to buy?

Jared: Wouldn't you like to know weather boy?

Dale Jacobs: ... where are your parents?

Eugene: 🎵Hey! I think you’re really cool. I like you a lot🎵 maybe we can hang out or something...

Isaac when he was trying to be bad: this coffee is bitter. Like my soul. We need some thing black! Like my soul. It's cold! Like my soul

Rodney P. Rathbone: I was in the third grade😭 and everybody treated me like a criminal 😭 BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY 🔫

Jay: *blows kiss*

Zoey: *grabs kiss and stuffs it in a blender*

Bridget: I don't need friends they disappoint me.

Polehaus: Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no yelling sock, and soon you'll have a weapon to bea--

[cactiivx]

Jay Smouse just thinks Jason Whittaker is so cool. Jay literally will take any chance he can to hang out with Jason, it makes him feel important and cool. Especially after that time in New Zealand when Jason let him stay in his hotel room and made him breakfast. Jay would never admit it, but he’d like to see Jason as the older sibling he never had. Even if Jason never sees it that way.

[correct-aio-quotes]

A: B, perhaps you should sit down.

B: The only one sitting around here is him [C] when they drop him into the electric chair for being a counterfeiter!

A: Counterfeiters don't go to the electric chair, B

B: Well, they should be made to sit in some kind of chair, in a corner, for like a reeeeally long time