[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you

[corsolanite]

this scene right here is hands down the funniest shit I’ve seen come out of this show.

[officialunitedstates]

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

[officialunitedstates]

core-ean

[casnebula-blog]

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

[officialunitedstates]

core-ean

[ruinedchildhood]

[anxietyproblem]

[captainlitebrite]

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[justbadpuns]

My new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum..

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

lms if u want a relationship like dis<3333

[ernoticon]

*hits you with car* “sorry”

[baynipz-deactivated20170818]

*gets hit by a car* “sorry”

[everythingfox]

big bamboozle

[stygianelegy]

well.

[pigcatapult]

This is it. This is the best meme.

[pokemoncomix-deactivated2017081]

[cozza-frenzy]

Okay but if I’m gonna reblog this I need to tell you guys the story of this legendary pachirisu So in the competitive Pokemon scene, there’s what’s called a ‘metagame’, which is what’s generally used and what is/isn’t allowed in competitive battling. Certain pokemon are banned from the ‘meta’ because of being too powerful. Others aren’t generally used because there are better alternatives, or they’re simply too weak. People base their entire strategies around the expectation that they’ll be facing certain pokemon, and attempt to counter them with certain pokemon. But the problem with this meta is, during the 2014 World Championships, there were a small number of pokemon choices that everybody had. Gardevoir, Kangeskhan, Salamence, Tyranitar, Talonflame, Garchomp… the same pokemon coming up again and again. Things weren’t really all that interesting. And then came the Double Battle World Championship. And this guy.

Park Se Jun. One of the best players in the world. He used a Pachirisu with Nuzzle (a move with 100% paralysis chance), Super Fang (cuts target’s HP in half) and Follow Me (a move that redirects attacks AWAY from allied pokemon), and equipped with a recently-buffed Sitrus Berry. And he turned the metagame on its head, because nobody in the championships had prepared for anything outside their incredibly restrictive expectations. Their strategies and planning were completely tripped up by an electric squirrel. Battling his Pachirisu in incredibly tight synergy with the rest of his team, Park Se Jun swept the finals and became World Champion of 2014 Doubles.

And that is the story of the #BASED GOD PACHIRISU.

[zenyomi-deactivated20170726]

This is the most iconic Pokémon post in my eyes

[sage-nebula]

[blondejeon]

151009 |  © Please don’t re-upload

[furuba]

[everydaylouie]

encouragement mario