absolute nonsense sentence starters
aka shit i’ve said while half asleep
‘ i have to take care of my eyeballs. they’re the only ones i’ve got. ’
‘ i don’t understand any of what’s happening — but sounds lit ! ’
‘ don’t let the virgos become friends - that’s a recipe for disaster. ’
‘ just let your lizard brain win for once. ’
‘ what if i just... fell asleep.. right now. how sexy would that be ? ’
‘ so the pharmacist ... is my neighbor ? who the hell could’ve guessed that. ’
‘ hey guess what ? fuck off ! love you, bye. ’
‘ go take a shower, stinky. ’
‘ ma’am, this is not a wendy’s drive through, but that doesn’t mean you can do that. ’
‘ i don’t have NEARLY enough of a self preservation instinct for that. ’
‘ we better not be expecting anymore uninvited, eight-legged guests. ’
‘ i’m worried. i’m very VERY worried. i’m very very VERY worried. ’
‘ ma’am. miss ?? uh, madam? HEY LADY ! ’
‘ ( violent inhale ) - no. ’
‘ my dog won’t stop licking my knee. does she know something i don’t — ? ’
‘ who told james cameron we wanted FOUR more avatar movies ? because that was a questionable decision at best. ’
‘ what the hap fuck— nope. ’
‘ our island is slowly being swallowed by flowers, but i regret nothing. ’
‘ if i close my eyes, i cant see anything. ’
‘ so there may or may not be a dead spider stuck to the ceiling in the living room - not saying there IS. but not saying there ISN’T either. ’
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