jayisnotcool

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i was born at the worst time.

i’m too young to marry any of my favourite celebrities and too old to marry their kids.

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Me: wow i suck

My depression:

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man sometimes I just can’t fall asleep cuz I’m so damn excited for BREAKFAST

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teacher: why is water important to your health?

me: it keeps you alive so you can play bop it...

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there’s something very invigorating about ignoring everyone for a day

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you never know how drunk you are till you’re singing yourself to sleep

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Season 15 of Supernatural

i know i said i missed season one but I mean come on guys really?

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i just want someone who will love me like shawn spencer loves curt smith. is that really too much to ask?

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do you call it bunk beds or a bunk bed?

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when i die i wanna come back as one of martin freeman's cardigans

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i just found a sprinkle in my hair..?

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i'm so bored i actually flossed my teeth...like thoroughly

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im just a mike myers in a world full of beyoncés

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i like how every character martin freeman plays has no clue what the fuck is going on half the time

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Weirdest text I've ever sent #2

I won't let you fuck our friendship cake

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Watching a Dan and Phil video

When phil talks:

When dan talks:

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imagine dying and going to heaven and you go through the golden gates and up to the house of god and when you open the doors to meet god face to face it's Michael Cera