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i was born at the worst time.

i’m too young to marry any of my favourite celebrities and too old to marry their kids.

#jensen ackles #jared padalecki #and misha collins #to be specific

Me: wow i suck

My depression:

#imfineman #markiplier #idoinfactsuck #sometimes #butatleastimfunny

man sometimes I just can’t fall asleep cuz I’m so damn excited for BREAKFAST

#iloveeggs #breakfastfoodisthebest #insomia #grumblyinmytummy

teacher: why is water important to your health?

me: it keeps you alive so you can play bop it...

#i wish i could stop talking #why am i so weird #school #fcs class sucks

there’s something very invigorating about ignoring everyone for a day

#im on a cleanse #from people #and their bullshit

you never know how drunk you are till you’re singing yourself to sleep

#current situation #schnaaps is bomb #probably shouldn’t post while im drunk

Season 15 of Supernatural

i know i said i missed season one but I mean come on guys really?

#supernatural #season 15 #this is gonna be one hell of a year #if i dont cry every single episode #ill be disapointed #cas better kiss that bowlegged flannel wrapped delicacy

i just want someone who will love me like shawn spencer loves curt smith. is that really too much to ask?

#psych #tear for fears #shawn spencer #do you have any idea how much i love you #i do now

do you call it bunk beds or a bunk bed?

#i mean there's two but #it's one thing #these the real questions

when i die i wanna come back as one of martin freeman's cardigans

#please kill me i have something to look forward to #martin freeman #sherlock #wrapped around an angel

i just found a sprinkle in my hair..?

#what #i dont even know anymore

i'm so bored i actually flossed my teeth...like thoroughly

#dental hygiene is cool yall #im not sad and lonely #i have friends i swear

im just a mike myers in a world full of beyoncés

#austin powers #goldmember

i like how every character martin freeman plays has no clue what the fuck is going on half the time

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #sherlock #john watson #the office uk #tim canterbury #marvel #everett ross

Weirdest text I've ever sent #2

I won't let you fuck our friendship cake

#youknowwhoyouare #toldyounoonewouldreadthis #youarealbitchbutyoumybestfriend

Watching a Dan and Phil video

When phil talks:

When dan talks:

#dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #daniel is a loud boy #phil is a delicate angel #thanks for the ear aches dan

imagine dying and going to heaven and you go through the golden gates and up to the house of god and when you open the doors to meet god face to face it's Michael Cera

#woah #dontknowifidbetoodisapointed

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