JJ

Stupid Things Have Good Outcomes All The Time -JJ Maybank

[misquoted-chronicles]

Tav: I want to hear those three little words.

Astarion: I love you.

Tav: That's sweet. Try again.

Astarion: *pouts and crosses arms* Fine. I will behave.

Narrator: Astarion did not behave. Later that day, he went on a goblin killing spree and got in a fight with an old lady.

[srsfunny]

Which one should I choose

[sunfairiess-deactivated20250530]

jj: i cut my finger

y/n: oh, come here. i’ll kiss it, so it’ll get better

jj: does that work?

y/n: of course, my mom used to do it all the time when i was little

*a few moments later*

jj: dude, punch me in the face

john b: the fuck?

[jayj252]

I fear I girl bossed a little too hard

[srsfunny]

[jayj252]

I need a nap..

[jayj252]

Some digital art ft JJ Maybank just for fun

If interested in the business my accounts are on Instagram @_thetinydragon252_ and Facebook is The Tiny Dragon. I can also send things out through shipping!

[paucubarsisimp]

being a girl includes staying up till 3AM bc it’s already past your bedtime to read more “x readers” because you know you’re going to miss your alarm anyway.

[jayj252]

Hello! I have a small business if anyone would like to give it a look!

Instagram: @_thetinydragon252_

Facebook: The Tiny Dragon

[retrogamingblog2]

[jayj252]

I'm backkkk

[jayj252]

Yoongi: There is a fine line between genius and insane...

Yoongi: I jump rope with that line

Namjoon: Should I be concerned...?

[incorrect-heroes-in-training]

All Might: and what do we say when life disappoints us?

Shinsou: called it

All Might: no

Bakugou: fuck

All Might: no

Todoroki: well, time to give up

All Might: NO

[starlightauroras-main]

@ any of my British moots, please suffer with me at the knowledge that not only do most Americans not have kettles, they apparently make toast in the oven 🥲

@jbunnys-world ur literally hurting my brain

[jayj252]

I- 👁👄👁 @starlightauroras-main we are about to throw hands istg..why have a kettle if we can just use the microwave and the stove top?????

[starlightauroras-main]

PLS ?? You just flip a switch and it boils the water in a safe, contained environment for you?? How to you get the water out the microwave ?? Don’t you burn ur hands?? 😭😭

[justmewondering-recs]

I'm not British but... What? THERE IS NO KETTLE? NOR TOASTER? Wait that's true, I saw it when I went to the US...

[jayj252]

Yall expect me to buy and utilize a kettle (and hypothetically a toaster) when i have other things that do the job equally?? Heeeeeeh

[starlightauroras-main]

@ any of my British moots, please suffer with me at the knowledge that not only do most Americans not have kettles, they apparently make toast in the oven 🥲

@jbunnys-world ur literally hurting my brain

[jayj252]

I- 👁👄👁 @starlightauroras-main we are about to throw hands istg..why have a kettle if we can just use the microwave and the stove top?????

[starlightauroras-main]

PLS ?? You just flip a switch and it boils the water in a safe, contained environment for you?? How to you get the water out the microwave ?? Don’t you burn ur hands?? 😭😭

[jayj252]

WHAT??? We use a bowl thats appropriately sized and use a towel to get it out??? Have younever made ramen via microwave before???

[starlightauroras-main]

Obviously not coz I have a KETTLE that has a HANDLE so that I can safely pour the water wherever it needs to go 😭😭😭

[jayj252]

RIDICULOUS WHAT IF THE HANDLE BREAKS 😭😭

[starlightauroras-main]

@ any of my British moots, please suffer with me at the knowledge that not only do most Americans not have kettles, they apparently make toast in the oven 🥲

@jbunnys-world ur literally hurting my brain

[jayj252]

I- 👁👄👁 @starlightauroras-main we are about to throw hands istg..why have a kettle if we can just use the microwave and the stove top?????

[starlightauroras-main]

PLS ?? You just flip a switch and it boils the water in a safe, contained environment for you?? How to you get the water out the microwave ?? Don’t you burn ur hands?? 😭😭

[jayj252]

WHAT??? We use a bowl thats appropriately sized and use a towel to get it out??? Have younever made ramen via microwave before???

[starlightauroras-main]

@ any of my British moots, please suffer with me at the knowledge that not only do most Americans not have kettles, they apparently make toast in the oven 🥲

@jbunnys-world ur literally hurting my brain

[jayj252]

I- 👁👄👁 @starlightauroras-main we are about to throw hands istg..why have a kettle if we can just use the microwave and the stove top?????