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[jeniferprince]

can we? 🥺

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[goldcanillust]

[captain-price-returns]

do you guys think he noticed the guy in the big pink frog costume

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat is always so very definitely calm when he sees his cat carrier and is suuuuper chill about going to the vets

[orcboxer]

notice my skin is clearing up -> think "I'm becoming normal" -> think "detroit become normal"

[orcboxer]

detroit become human has ruined me, it's fused itself to the word "become" in my mind. it's been eight years since it came out. eight years. this still happens every day. I never even played the game.

[nightmarebees]

ancient proverb

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[h4nds4ndwich]

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

[pokemon]

It's July 5th 🧬

[acanfullofspiders]

Old habits die hard...

[blightedataashi]

Grace at 3 am with what’s left of his sleep deprived brain struggling: hot buns this is the best essay I’ve read all year. I’m giving this student two stars

[ominous-signs]

Just saw this on Mastodon and immediately thought of this blog

Official ominous sign

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well I wasn’t planning on bringing a Geiger counter to church but now that you bring it up

[grantwilson]

paul refeereno and paul robailiffo should fall in love. get foremanlino involved, call that a paulycule

[smallpotatoes-dandelions]

I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

*fishes this absolute treasure from the tags*

[shencomix]

I really appreciate you as a Cis person for being such a huge trans ally.

[bimmyjimmy]

He was being lectured because he keeps jumping onto dad desk

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[yenthecat]

What did you say??

[rickybabyboy]

i said "a"

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!