Jordan

Heyya, I'm Jay. I post what I like, so good luck I guess. Message me if you like, I'm basically awake all the time.

[jayleighgrey]

"I gotta go, I'm ascended."

-- My warlock to our Fighter

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[alemicihan]

[oockitty]

The immortals are getting bold.

[mycroftrh]

One of those is… Weird Al…

[kryptonians]

If anyone is nigh immortal it’s Weird Al Yankovic

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

[jayleighgrey]

I dont even like musically but this is amazing

[jayleighgrey]

Imagine this

Imagine if your friend handed you one of those little bubble containers with the soap and it was filled with superglue instead of soap. Imagine that, you go to blow a bubble then it pops and it's just superglue all over-

What are you doing, you can't- now you're beating the shit out of the friend that have you the superglue bubbles. WOAH THAT DID NO LOOK LEGAL! Wait, why do you need the supergl- OH GOD NO KIDS SHIELD YOUR EYES!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

[catboybreeder]

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

[seleneofthejungle]

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore:

[surlydruid]

Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

[anotherpapercut]

press f to pay respects

[hairpoofs]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[jayleighgrey]

Cursed post

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[daftqunk]

seth everman going WILD in the background

[dopeybeauty]

uhm?? did you just… did u seriously just?? DO THAT? Did U Just…. did I bear witness!! do they deceive me With Mine Eyes. did u just do that???? Oh my god

[jayleighgrey]

Why, yes. Yes I did.

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[jayleighgrey]

Bet

[jayleighgrey]

What's that show??

I just watched an ex-terrorist and a millionaire fight off terrorists and androids.

[jayleighgrey]

"Alright kids, now you need to get in front of this bison because suprise you're related."

- Gavin to several baby bison

[jayleighgrey]

"You don't need to defile these childrens' mothers TOO!"

- Gavin to Zack

[jayleighgrey]

"What'd the cat drag in? Monty Oum's dead body."

- My friend Gavin

[thenamelessdoll]

NON/DISNEY FEMSLASH CROSSOVERS - MASTER POST!

((Manip by Cazmill))

All these 200+ videos are free from:

Death

Cheating

Abusive relationships 

“Forbidden Love" theme

(If not 100%, then there is a warning!)

Just gay ladies being happily gay together. <3

Keep reading

[jayleighgrey]

Yo this is just what my baked Disney loving gay ass needs 💜💜💜

[melancolique-deactivated2024052]

Sint-Pauluskerk Antwerpen Belgium.    

[melancolique-deactivated2024052]

Sint-Pauluskerk Antwerpen Belgium.