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I like to imagine Maxwell getting really out of character while drunk. I was going to make a joke out of this, but I forgot what I was going to do with this…

Add your own drunk af Maxwell below ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

itstheblob

dedicated to @indigogrim

gawnbroe

…boi

gombung

Still short wilson ‘3’

catcoon-tales-blog

It’s show busissness, baby

wildragon

Ta-Da!

gombung

Perfect woman

kotteri0000

tsulala

kotteri + jojo4 is like i’ve died and gone to heaven…..

stunningpicture

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

floatinginaseaofstars

saintmcfly

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Banderas doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213

steve buscemi shows up on a flying pig because he was a character in the Spy Kids 2 & wanted to help out his friends. please read up on spy kids lore before saying ignorant shit like this.