the blue jordansaurus rex!

h-hi! i'm jordan. i'm t-the s-singer for the r-ready set. i-i'm p-part corgi. i'm s-shy... and i-i'm the m-most a-awkward h-human being a-alive, p-pretty m-much. a-and i s-stutter r-really bad. t-that's it, r-really... [lol, rp.]

[artcmnky]

why is no one talking about the fact that jordan PROBABLY just wanted to name it cat but the stuttering got in the way

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even with a s-speech impediment i can s-still tell you to f-fuck off

[artcmnky]

who let you off your leash

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j-jess

[artcmnky]

why is no one talking about the fact that jordan PROBABLY just wanted to name it cat but the stuttering got in the way

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

even with a s-speech impediment i can s-still tell you to f-fuck off

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

n-nyan

[jessbowensucks]

why did i start cat kat instead of just reuniting last call for camden 

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

because you l-love me?

[jessbowensucks]

jordan, i adore you

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

enough f-for cat kat?

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

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[jessbowensucks]

why did i start cat kat instead of just reuniting last call for camden 

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because you l-love me?

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#i haven't been sober since 2010

me e-either

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

i’m a-always here..... watching, quietly, in the shadows

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[iampwentz]

bring back jwitz 2k14

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w-would you like s-something, s-sir..?

[iampwentz]

I NEED A COFFEE AND A LAPDANCE STAT

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

a... l-lap d-dance?

[iampwentz]

bring back jwitz 2k14

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

h-hm?

[iampwentz]

OH MY GOD

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

w-would you like s-something, s-sir..?

[iampwentz]

bring back jwitz 2k14

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

h-hm?

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

the bad and the b-better is out now go g-get it

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

xoxojillian replied to your post: xoxojillian replied to your post: xoxojillian...

does it happen when you leave for tour?

e-every single t-time!

h-he has to be p-pried from my head. at least i c-can push w-wallace away!

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xoxojillian replied to your post: xoxojillian replied to your post: xoxojillian...

does Wallace ever do that to you?

y-yup! d-dodger, too.

h-he p-pecks me. 

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xoxojillian replied to your post: xoxojillian replied to your post: xoxojillian...

Lola doesn’t like it when i leave lol

d-dogs are f-funny like that.

[jayoharrdeeayen-blog]

xoxojillian replied to your post: xoxojillian replied to your post: xoxojillian...

kinda sleepy but i have this silly pup laying on me and she’s boycotting me leaving haha

l-looks l-like you c-can't leave, huh?