TURNER

that one arctic monkey and last shadow puppet, whatever.  

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what i didn’t do anything

don’t you have a thirteen year old to trash talk

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well well well look what the dog dragged in

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WHY ARE YOU YELLING DID THE THIRTEEN YEAR OLD JUST KILL YOU

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rosie, get in the car

we’re going to find your real dad

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what else am i supposed to do when you’re playing video games and calling thirteen year olds noobs in the middle of the night 

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because you make it too easy 

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divorce court evidence: 

May, 2018

Turner: exhibit A, your honor

Luna’s Lawyer: sigh. no further questions. 

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you mean blonde jon

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jon is being promoted to husband

you’re once again being demoted to dog sitter

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i’m not sure if that’s an american thing i don’t understand or a nerd thing i don’t understand

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you’ve been demoted to housekeeper.

you can turn in your husband badge on the kitchen table

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who the fuck is harry i want his address stop sleeping with him

and i’m sure jon would agree.

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...........who is harry

and i mean, it’s accurate

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meanwhile at Miles Goes Shoe Shopping:

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@roysblueberryjam yes? did i say something wrong?