Weirdo canadian

Name: Aleks Gender: Unknown (seriously) Ships that are forever: AmericaXCanada (Hetalia) EridanXSollux (Homestuck) MarcelineXBubblegum (AT) Other Fandoms: Supernatural, Avengers, Blue Exorcist, Creepypasta, etc...

[exclusivelyforhetalia]

What if in an alternate universe instead of holding war councils, they held group therapy sessions?

[cookiesofficial]

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So i got scammed. these people told me they were gonna give me a job and wanted me to send money to some guy in poland, they told me it was for bitcoin and they wanted me to do something with that, idk they never gave me a lot of information in general. i tried to get more information but was pre...

hey guys, I’m in some pretty deep shit at the moment. I got scammed for $3000 and my bank account is closed now and basically im screwed and I really need help, anything that you can give will be really appreciated. I really wish I had something I could give people that help out but there’s not really, I mean, i’d draw people pictures or something but im not much of an artist. i mean, if you want me to draw you a picture I will. anyways, please reblog this post even if you cant donate, anything you can do is really appreciated

[jayrincanadian]

This just seems like a scam itself. If you have really gotten money from this then good job on preying on naive people instead of just doing honest work and going through the proper procedures to get your money back.

[lucidnee]

we need more support for black women with flat butts who were told all their life by black men they weren’t black enough or made fun of

[moment-n-thesun]

Or give them a SQUAT regime. The curve takes dedication.

[lucidnee]

or ya know not and just tell them that’s it’s okay if they don’t have a butt it don’t make them less of a person

[justastrongcountryboy-deactivat]

or give them a squat regime

[lucidnee]

or or or not give them a squat regime cus ya know squats don’t magically give you a booty

[zestygift]

Squats make anyone’s butt look naturally toned, lifted and defined so they do naturally give you nice definition and make it stand out even when small…and as unoe muscle looks more filled out then untoned fat soo…they will make your butt appear bigger yes…but ain’t gonna be no drastic Serena Williams buns change just gonna make what ur working with abit nicer :)

[lucidnee]

no like deadass I’ve been trying to be nice and not cuss anybody out but y'all are getting on my fucking nerves. This post was about supporting girls who don’t have an ass not a well you can get one. Not everybody fucking wants one. Not every black girl should be told to get one. That’s the whole point of this point and if any of you goofy peanut shaped ass niggas say one more thing about squats ima go off. If you not going to support them then just shut the fuck up

[zodiaccity]

[zodiaccity]

Zodiac Water Signs - Cancer, Scorpio & Pisces. For more zodiac fun facts, click here. 

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Zodiac Air Signs - Gemini, Libra & Aquarius. For more zodiac fun facts, click here. 

[shitthesignssay]

[jayrincanadian]

8 words of reassurance

ARIES: all the protecting you do will pay off

TAURUS: you don't have to rush yourself for them

GEMINI: it's completely okay not to be tied down

CANCER: you are not a weak person for caring

LEO: you are not a disappointment to loved ones

VIRGO: perfection is not measured by the final result

LIBRA: sometimes compromises just can't be met; it's okay

SCORPIO: letting them see you cry will never hurt

SAGITTARIUS: letting someone know something bothers you is helpful

CAPRICORN: all this hard work will give you luxuries

AQUARIUS: bottling up is fine, but letting out helps

PISCES: your dreams matter, fulfill them until you can't

[jayrincanadian]

The FACE family on a camping trip

France: Is totally creeped out by everything and anything in the woods. Brought along a mirror in which he checks himself every so often. He went hysterical because he tore his favorite Gucci shirt. America "accidentally" knocked him into a pile of mud. Poor Franny.

America: Is so fucking excited about it, he goes all out on everything. He buys 100 pounds of firewood, insists on going hiking, and is singing so many fucking campfire songs. He was pushed into a lake by England because he was so singing so much.

Canada: Is the one that sets up the tent, fire, and table. He tells a whole bunch of horror stories to scare the shit out of America, and it works.

England: Is pissed off because mosquitoes keep biting him. He and France fought most of the time. He brought a suitcase pack of tea for just in case. He offers some to everyone very frequently.

[jayrincanadian]

Summing up the countries

America: Loud, somewhat annoying hero wannabe that is the identical twin of a cinnamon roll.

England: Eyebrows tsundere that drinks tea like a "gentleman" and also does magic.

France: Beauty commenter that loves everything and is somewhat perverted. (He's kinda hot)

Russia: Kawaii murderer with a heart made of glass.

China: A 4000 year old stressed man with an appearance of a teenage girl that likes Kawaii things and also says 'aru' a lot.

Italy: Kawaii pasta lover that can't fight but has many talents.

Germany: Angry blonde that can sparkle.

Japan: Kawaii kuudere that is polite to other countries.

Romano: A cusser with no talents but the fandom loves him.

Spain: A smily cinnamon roll with a fine ass

Hungary: A former tomboy that will forever hate Prussia but is a good mother.

Austria: Beethoven, Mozart, Orchestra

Canada: Cinnamon roll that no countries notice

[hetalia-imagines-for-you]

face Family in a pillow fight

Canada,-

America-

England-

France- (England threw the pillow at him, Canada in the back ground)

Bonus:Prussia (sorry i had to)

[hetaliacrazy4u]

America and Canada- Stages of Life

[heta-headcanonscenarios]

How would the allies carve/decorate their pumpkins for Halloween?

America: He can’t draw a picture, but he can carve a pumpkin. Logic does not apply here.

France: He’s got skills, and they’re multiplying

England: Pumpkin carving brings out the darkly artistic part of him

Russia: He doesn’t really carve that often but he can do cute faces if he has a template

China: Out of the way fools

Canada: Needless to say he won by a landslide

-Mod Germany

[imaginehetalians]

Headcanon that at school, America’s the kid who screams when the light goes out, and Canada is the one sneakily turning them on and off.

[hetalia-imagines-for-you]

face Family in a pillow fight

Canada,-

America-

England-

France- (England threw the pillow at him, Canada in the back ground)

Bonus:Prussia (sorry i had to)

[hetaliacrazy4u]

America and Canada- Stages of Life

[tea-artblog]

I received asks of people thinking Canada was Link in the last comic, so I made a compilation of the why Canada couldn’t be Link.

Link is always angry, screaming and ignoring the people (sorry, that’s the vision I have of him, but I love) I think Matthew would like to be Navi too, because you know he likes fairy.

[rebel-archangels-blog]

It’s your turn now, America

If you let Trump win

Shudders

Miserable toad

And then there’s us, with our hot Prime Minister

Needless to say, we’ll be rubbing it in your faces. 

Good luck!