gender neutral milk hotel

Lionel / 29 / He/they ACAB except for Kim Kitsuragi

[sreegs]

severe thunderstorm watch tonight

[sreegs]

wrong gif

[sreegs]

severe thunderstorm watch tonight

[sreegs]

wrong gif

[subhumananimal]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[bewbin]

man i am fucking sick of all this Yin! I’m going over to the Yang so i can finally be away from this shit ass Yin!

[bewbin]

OH WTF! !!

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[willgrahamscock]

a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

[willgrahamscock]

now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url mine is assbuttsinburgatory

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[miraclemaya]

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

[sackboy166]

[trans-yllz]

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

[sockiepuppetry]

Ok

[jerrycummblr-deactivated2025012]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[son-of-crows-and-rats]

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever