[dailytwitterposts]

[maladaptive-eren]

Finding a fresh new daydreaming plot is honestly the best feeling.

[deejay]

[slayerbuffy]

@gilliana It was really awesome you all came out to @spookyempire today. Sorry some of you didn’t get personalisations because of the amount of people and the rush for my flight at the end. Sorry too that some of you brought gifts I cannot take. I must remember to remind you before each con and I’m sorry I didn’t. It’s a wonderful gesture and you are all so thoughtful but there are people out there who genuinely need clothes and food and there is honestly nothing on this planet that I need. As always if you want to gift me something please show me a receipt for a charity donation. That will truly make my day!! What’s @davidduchovny saying to the alien?

[kyonite]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[paypigbi]

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

[divine-bloodlines]

[realifedreamgirl]

I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly

[weloveshortvideos]

[bandtshirt]

communication is the foundation

[dippedgaming]

Where are they going? What are they saying?

[baearth]

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

[mediumsizedboy]

they are singing s traveling song

[boundtobeafraid]

Chloe choosing Lucifer.

[pouting]

i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing

[boundtobeafraid]

[poetic]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

MESSAGE

[dripping-adorableness]

Whoo shit

[modernday-siren]

ooo bitch!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

[redline-the-senses]

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

[beyonslayed]

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

[beyonslayed]

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[alexasenna]

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

[untexting]

[toastbutteregg]