the little hoe on the prairie

bee | she/they | 20+ | yuri enthusiast | I like columbo a normal amount

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[cowboykiller888-deactivated2026]

[wizardarchetypes]

idk who needs to hear this but if youre riding a bike in the summer sun with a skirt on no underwear, be sure your to tuck your skirt under your butt THOROUGHLY before you get on lest you make direct & scalding pussy contact with the hot bike seat. just a random psa based on nothing…. be safe xoxo

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[retquits]

i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time

[retquits]

i have been informed of how foolish it was to post this without an actual photo of her. my apologies. i present: miss jpeg 🤲

[monsterquest]

““Give Me Back My Beast!” Greta Garbo reportedly called out those words at the ending of Jean Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast (1946), when she first saw the film. When the trapped Prince appears, after shedding his monstrous exterior, there is a strange sense of disappointment and loss, something that the film, beautifully, does not shy away from. The Beast, as played by Jean Marais, is such a visceral presence, so fearsome in aspect and yet so deeply emotional, that to see him as just a regular human (also played by Jean Marais) is upsetting. Something has been born, something has died. Belle (Josette Day) stares up at the glimmering prince before her, and you can see the loss flickering in her eyes. She does not fall upon him with lusty gratitude that he is now “beautiful” and therefore worthy of her love. She stares at him, in awe at the magic that has unfolded, but it is clear that her feelings are mixed. Finally, she says, “I’ll have to get used to it.” This is profound.”

— Sheila O’Malley

[tuulikki]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Shots fired

[erikkarlsson]

the usmnt are but a sacrificial lamb offered up every four years to remind americans that there will be no international glory unless three or more gay women are gathered to bring it home

[kyonite]

What if I got back into wild rift in a big way,,, my league of legends era comes back with a vengeance

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[storywonker]

They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head

[yellydany]

Suicune taking a nap in the forest💧🌾

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[kyonite]

I'm probably gonna word this poorly but like,,,, nuance is sometimes boring and if we're having a quick conversation about like,,, shows we like to watch or smthn. I am not going to caveat every statement with an asterisks worth of other information. we're having a casual chat, I'm not a lawyer, I'm just telling you that I enjoy the reality tv show big brother like I don't want to give or receive a lecture right now. nuance is sometimes boring.

[kyonite]

my therapist has told me to do less nuance.

[oilpalette]

Monsieur Noir in the Yellow Room, 2026 by Elena Polishchuk (Russian, b. 1978); Oil on canvas, 60×60cm

[oilpalette]

Monet’s Quiet Guest, 2026 by Victo (American); Oil on canvas, 12x12 in