decoded the modified bears comicc
website to the comic: http://archive.radiohead.com/2000/modbear.html
also, i might post an explanation on the modbear lore both on reddit and here, the reason why i did this is because some parts of it wasn’t as legible, keep in mind some words are wrong tho ! help is appreciated
3 modified bears have their photo shot by a 4th. The end t turned out the camera was a machine-gun and they all were killed out-right. They thought they would be famous. But it’s ok. They were destroyed in the petri dish. There was no harm done, it was only an imagined scenario, for fun. That was episode number one. Not two or five
But their semen has left the petri-dish and grew out and unabated on Frankenstein fouds from Sainsburys…
“I awake at 4 am to the terrifying undeniable truth that there is nothing I can do to stop the monster”
“Get the jets get the bombs get the depleted urine. 1/2 life = 1 billion years
despot! boss! king minister!
The three modified bears recognise the sperm monster for the merciless shareholder that it is! They run but there is nowhere to hide!!
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND”
…So sperm monster got himself an agent and joins the freak show…
“blah, blah, blah, wisdom, blah, blah, celebrity, blah, fucking, blah blah, you wish you were me blah blah. sperm. modified schmodified. im real!”
“So what is more important! Good looks or fining the safest monster in its class? ah the agony of (?)
yes! its Krumbs from the celebrity table!”
During the eclipse everyone is blinded by the penumbra (?) and the devils come down from the skies to prey.
“This is the solution. Polar bears are behaving strangely these days. They are killing seals and going crazy.”
“Scientists blame global warming
“Oooh! Mister bear! Helooo!”
“Get the FUK outta MY WAY IDIOT-HED!! I gotta save the seals by appearing to consume them. I gotta bread.”
“The ice caps are melting the (c)DNA is breeding™ Krumbs!!!”
slowly the deadly menace A the test specimens is turned on its head and mind control* Leads w to believe that they really harmless fluently bears, that the kids just love em…
corporate strategic marketing offensive
the bears begin to use a hidden code for symbols and numbers implanted in news items on CNN Week International Bazmiz Hotel Channel.
we are the dollars and cents and the pounds and pence and we’re gonna crush your little souls
…Slowly the priests became affeared of the new logic of the global number world (secretly being orchestrated by the test specimens.) they bring many santificies to the alter appease the invisible gods. “the gods are despleased”, “we must give them blood of young virgins and the hopelessly rippled cant-fight-backs (unemployed)” Says the high priest. the bears can’t help laughing at us and send us a -sexual boy bands from (///////) to pollute our minds and our children and confuse us still further.
Appendix 1: “Management Buyout”
Despotic sperm creature feels itself threatened by valve of shares a modified bears. This is a projected scenario only. (Not real)
(//////////////////) Run away/ ascend whatever/ They are property of the owner. (//////////) (c)DNA on the loose run away.)
Return them at once. Reward. Dead or alive. The DNA is of premium importance to our shareholders. Return the bears.
beer sponsor here (arrow)
blahblah white cock rock i feel bad i got a bad conscience. i gotta pee. i got the shell of burning polyethylene. don’t fuck wit me i can play loud rock and sing high up. i found a niche admittedly pitifully small in an oversaturated white mankit. no future.
you haven’t got a spare cigarette have you no sorry. don’t smoke.
“The little lambs boundeth through the field. They know the lord loves them. They know not from whence they came. They know not whether they go to. They hear not the approached of the farmen with his 12 bore shot gun. Who sadly must put a bullet through their little heads for nobody wants to eat them freaks to EEC directive IIS … and a certain negotiation increasingly malicious fishcats with the holy roman empire.”
(flower drawing) = tradeway
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