Do like they do it on the discovery channel

Hello Pale, soulless Tumblrers. I a here to make you life a little more amazing and a little less mundane, I'm into a lot but my main thingo's is Dr Who, Scrubs, NCIS, Rizzoli and Isles and Pretty Little Liars

[jbear697]

I have many a Mini Cooper model but could this photo get me the keys to a Mini Ray? @miniaustralia #MINIRAY29K #miniray29k #miniaussie #miniray #carstagram #pink (at Goulburn, New South Wales)

[zenon-karr]

Be careful, Hannibal has a huge crush on you. He told me. He tells everyone. It’s kind of cute actually. He, like, writes all over his notebook, “Mr. Will Graham.” And he made this T-shirt that says “I heart Will” and he wears it under all his suits…

Bedelia probably (via chnandler-bong3)

[just--space]

[spacedbitch-blog]

FINALLY look at the clarity in everyone one. No longer pixel blots

[cwote]

cold water vs hot water showers! 

[riskyshitness-blog]

Even if the hot shower collumn just said ‘death’ I still wouldnt take a cold shower

[batladybaggins]

Too cute not to share ^.^

[therainbowgorilla]

That pun was so horrible I died AGAIN

[jbear697]

When everyone thinks your a colossal titan but your really just Robbie Williams in Rock DJ

[cirrusodinson]

Explaining sexuality the easy way.

Heterosexual - I’m a Coke fan

Homosexual -  I’m a Pepsi fan

Bisexual - I’m a fan of both. Not at the same time,  but either is fine.

Polygamist - I mix mine together sometimes. Other times I just have a bunch of cans of one at a time.

Transsexual - I drink my Coke out of a Pepsi glass or vise versa.

Pansexual - Its all just soda to me, I drink whatever I’m in the mood for.

Asexual - I drink water.

[assheol]

the most beautiful piece of meat is bacon dont try to tell me otherwise

[needsyous]

i thought it was my daddy’s cock ヽ(^◇^*)/

[assheol]

[radbottom]

when people stop walking in a crowded hallway

[nightlifemingus]

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

[deusagapemusic]

Can I classify people like this too?

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i miss when i was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

[elation-success]

this is the realist shit on this website

[jbear697]

[jbear697]

[jbear697]

I wonder if cars know that the petrol station is a slut and is using them for their money…

[shemolousness]

[rigduez-deactivated20180623]

What

[envy-bunny]

Is this a new workout program?

[jbear697]

That's exercise I would do!!

[jbear697]

For my 18th I had a crime theme and got people to sign a toe-rage and put it on the black deer head. Wanted some Hannibal in there!! :)

[jbear697]

It's the difference between helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.