Gender? I don't even know her!

(18+ only) Hi, I'm Jupiter, or Jupes for short! he/they. Message me for a link to my Ko-Fi where I sell different kinds of stress balls, super cheap! I have so many steam games. Message me if you want my steam. Queerplatonic Lesbian. Girls? Yes. Atheist. Asexual. Aromantic. Agender. Anxious. Autistic. Awesome. I have a Twitch! Just message me for it. I'm not on often but if there's demand I could get back to it! Feel free to message me with art or fanfic requests! If I'm I feel up to it I'll see what I can do. Or just gush about fandoms with me! Message me for my Switch friend code too! (Header by @sunrots on Twitter, and Dana Terrace)

[oldmanpusspuss]

Mark and Bob both getting obliterated by a banana is so good

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[ashyguysworld]

Tag yourself, I'm #tell the truth but get so angry/defensive others now think I'm lying

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[ashyguysworld]

Tag yourself, I'm #tell the truth but get so angry/defensive others now think I'm lying

[raystarkitty]

I want to be a chiikawas when I grow up ✨

[defectivegembrain]

Actually I already have a full time job coping with noises

[queer-things-and-stuff]

oh, that’s cool. I’m over in the situations department..

[defectivegembrain]

Oh I hear it's rough there. I hear it loudly and repeatedly

[starpaw0007]

Valerie is one of my favorite characters!

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[merlinmumbles]

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/nation-world/peter-rabbit-organics-fruit-puree-pouches-recall/507-9109215d-999b-410d-b1a5-e6af7a3a14bf

Sigh

Another baby food recall (food pouches that is)

[assassin1513]

🌙The Dance of the Moon and the Sun☀️

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

[oars-deactivated20220516]

images of cats that are like this

[trickstertime]

I'd recommend going into the notes and setting it to 'comments only' to see many many cats

[timberfins]

close enough right

[miles-is-so-gay]

hwuh

[ap0stle]

bappy

[mikkalia]

[athenestrix]

[milo-the-mage]

my creature <3

[casually-salad]

My The murr......

[abbytabbys]

(Forever Together au) Those who do not know will never truly understand the situation. It’s impossible to give an explanation when you have no information yourself. 

[potato-lord-but-not]

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Someone’s putting a fucking spell on me rn

[grumfy]

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

[biohorror-human]

ive become the friend that's too woke after saying it's weird that anomaly games are experiencing a cross-breeding with border control games without addressing the fascist politics being critiqued by the border control games so we end up with stuff like "animal hospital", a game where you work in a hospital, and have to take patients, but some of the patients that come in seeking aid are actually eldritch monsters, pretending to be patients so they can prey on the weak and vulnerable.

and isnt that just so fucking topical. "yeah there's an evil other that preys on the vulnerable. and they look and act exactly like everyone else until you inspect them closely on a camera and the true nature of the monster is revealed. and even though they attack people on the street all you have to do is refuse them service and they leave on their own" just let me call ICE on them at that point

[biohorror-human]

if your BORDER PATROL GAME is so moderately political that youtubers can play it and the only thing they come out with is "WOAGH!!!! border patrol game but with WAIFUS!!!!" you gotta get shot im not even joking someone has to killy ou

[khbsd]

and this isnt even mentioning the ableism present in "oh your face or skin looks different than *normal*" or "hmmm your proportions are off and therefore BAD"

like people who are accident victims exist! people with different phenotypes and syndromes exist!! hyper policing other peoples bodies to sort them into inherently bad and corrupted and good and pure is real fucking weird and fascist!!!!!!

[mira-mazing]

The modern Border Patrol Game is a disgrace to the legacy of the game they're all based on. Papers, Please.

[biohorror-human]

theres a lot of "papers, please" worship happening in the notes so im gonna take this time to tell everyone that papers, please is not anti fascist at all. it's "anti authoritarian" and takes place in a fantasy eastern-european country with soviet aesthetics and your character lives in a socialist housing bloc and this is positioned as a bad and oppressive thing.

as i mentioned in my original post, the problem with the cross-pollination between anomaly games and border patrol games (but even border patrol games on their own) is that they refuse to critique the fascism. Papers, Please is equally guilty of this, but at least it tried to take a political stance, even if that stance just ended up being liberalism.