#science jokes

[officialboredom]

Massachusetts = Weightachusetts/Gravityachusetts

[twocrowssinatrenchcoat]

T-shirts I think Ryland Grace would wear (because we're both massive science nerds):

[radium-official]

[troythecatfish]

[ammonoideans]

a centimeter is a hundreth of a meter, so the name "centipede" implies that a centipede is a hundreth of a pede (foot). It's not though, it has 100 feet (supposedly) so it should be a hectopede. And by my flawless logic here then a milipede is actually a kilopede

[hasellia]

My understanding of irrational numbers in this joke is wrong.

See my updated reblog, & feel free to add suggestions to fix the joke!

Philosopher: "What is 1 + 2 ?"

Mathematician " 2.5. If one more person says that irrational numbers are valid I'm going to drown someone."

Statistician " 4. When in doubt, add plus one."

Engineer: " 3 is the strongest number, but regulations require to double our numbers for safety. So I'm saying 6."

Physicist " 3.5. I'm the smartest person here & I have no idea why the equation outputs that number. Y'all just to cowardly to admit the same."

Atronomer : "It's probably 2.3, give or take a few .3s."

Biologist: " Do you have any idea how complicated the dynamics of 1 interacting with 2 is? I've got no idea."

Geologist: " I'm guessing 2."

Chemist: " we mixed a bunch stuff together for fun. The carcinogen we made could only have happened if the equation equals 3. So I'm saying 3."

Mathematician: "I'm going to drown you."

[fangirlmenace]

This is an iconic joke

[totally-cis-offical]

I love this poem, but just have one issue

What is the other 7%

If we’re 93% stardust, where the fuck did the other 7% come from?