BatLadyBaggins

[b1awhore]

[lunarbirth]

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

[thedisappearingmad-deactivated2]

Okay, so. It’s late at night and I kinda wanna play a game with you all.

The one where a person says a word, and you have to make a new word by changing only one letter, I’ll start.

Pork. 

[saintofbeasts-deactivated201601]

Perk.

[aceofknives-blog]

Pert.

[rigglos]

Port.

[takakiishimaru-blog]

Part.

[cosmearemaking-deactivated20180]

Fart.

[thedisappearingmad-deactivated2]

Farm.

[thrustingbutts-deactivated20181]

Harm

[jonijocose-deactivated20180306]

Hard

[sad-girl-eating-deactivated2018]

Lard

[jonijocose-deactivated20180306]

Lark

[mozzazzella]

Park

[johnnyjoe]

Puck

[summerresort-deactivated2013100]

Fuck

[tutankafer-blog]

Funk

[madarakigavrill-deactivated2014]

Dunk

[reddatachildren]

Lunk

[rhitahtyn]

Sunk

[free-ottawe]

Suns

[free-ottawe]

Buns

[no-good-names-left]

Nuns

[cosmic-aria]

Nubs

[bloodysylphy]

Nuts

[bdstagemanager]

Huts

[vodkii-deactivated--123124-deac]

Hats

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

Hate

[the-emo-duck]

mate

[theaspiefox]

Date

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

Dare

[kalikatze]

Dire.

[thrakaboom]

Dime

[phoenixyfriend]

Lime.

[yomiel]

mime

[silentiumlitwicks]

Mite

[sneegsnitties]

site

[owlmovedblogs]

Kite

[megaphone334]

Rite

[ari-zonia]

Nite

[matt-tetska-deactivated20240312]

Bite

[thejewker-deactivated20181219]

bile

[jolteonswish]

Bill

[otabek-altiny-deactivated201904]

Dill

[skepticalhat]

Pill

[coinstar4cheese]

Pile

[violist-swag-deactivated2016062]

File

[angelaspicaa]

Fine

[generousdonkeyskeleton]

Dine

[theairclub]

Wine

[socialnetworkhell]

Wind

[stary-warrior]

Find

[armadoodle]

Fine

[evilsnootlord]

Nine

[dementedhacker]

Nice

[neurocybernetics-moved-blog]

mice

[pbd]

mine

[anakinsinfortnite]

mind

[estel-of-the-eyrie]

wind

[mantledskies-deactivated2019042]

Kind

[sugarbabywenkexing]

King

[lachatblanche]

Wing

[wolverinesbadassass]

wang

[urlsaretoomuchwork]

Wank

[queen-pathetic]

Dank

[destinyducknewton]

Sank

[skyewardswan]

Sand

[queenlydias]

Band

[jay-da-birde]

Land

[listentothesound0103-deactivate]

lend

[zickafoose-deactivated20170826]

Lead

[pastelpeaches]

Dead

[wickedastrology]

Deal

[astrologyaf]

Real

[astrologettes]

Peal

[reina-de-las-estrellas]

Peak

[kvothe-kingkiller]

peat

[batladybaggins]

Pear

[heliosv-deactivated20180626]

relatable.png

[pleatedjeans]

[olitwister]

Why is there not a blog dedicated to pictures like these

[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[breaktotheotherside]

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

[crossroads-of-destiny]

“When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.”

[batladybaggins]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

[thegubenheim]

Why Matthew Gray Gubler Lives in a Haunted Tree House

[seansavestheworld-deactivated20]

I hope to achieve this level of eccentric in my life

[arabellesicardi]

We would be very good friends in my opinion

[adulthoodisokay]

what a delightful human

[jennarambles]

@strongbodyheartmind

[ardentstrength-deactivated20170]

He’s so great omggg

[sizvideos]

Watch this heartwarming moment teachers found out what student felt about them

[vrueppellii]

[volerite-deactivated20150508]

I will never not reblog this.

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

Print it.  Fuck it.

[pulpfanfiction]

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

[laclefdescoeurs]

Detail from Dante and Virgil, 1850, William-Adolphe Bouguereau

[maddiebiscuits]

[iraffiruse]

Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes

[art-rosed]

I swear snow is like some weird phenomena like aliens or something that shit is fucking art and you know it

[deathtripz]

[cesaray]

[teenagedream]

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen