The One With the Nursing License

[experienceandobservation]

Jonathan Bailey | People's Sexiest Man Alive 2025

[nick-nellson]

The Wizard of Oz (1939) dir. Victor Fleming

[spider-mann]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[adamtotscomix]

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

[anthonyamorim]

Do you swallow?

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

[omghotmemes]

But… that’s none of my business

[avengersonna]

[shutyourmoustache]

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

[shutyourmoustache]

Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

[monkeychewtoy]

what's great too is that if childless millenials stopped going to disney, the park's revenue would drop and we'd be seeing thinkpieces about millenials killing disney instead

[thehappysnail-deactivated202210]

@manicpixiewaifu

[criminaljustish]

Weirder than childless adults enjoying nostalgic media and rollercoasters? Bringing a tiny child that is literally unable to form long term memories yet to a place that has no significance for them.

Also, just logic, but if childless people were banned from Disney World/Land, what would "parents with children skip to the head of the line" accomplish?

Get wrecked, Karen, I'm gonna get drunk in California Adventure and then race through the single rider line with my boyfriend for the Matterhorn (because who cares, you sit solo anyway) three times in a row while your toddler screams because he has no earthly idea who Goofy is and doesn't know why you want him to hug a mutant dog.

[keybladesoras]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[marveladdicts]

[weloveshortvideos]

[harcules]

this is what it’s like having siblings

[smolfreedomsupporter]

Accurate

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

the screech lmfaooo

[jlassijlali]

[chris-evans]

This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN

[spencerdeath]

Farewell To Freedom

Tumblr gave into the demands of puritanical corporate censorship that has already poisoned the Internet, thanks to conservative cesspools like Facebook and Instagram. Hostility towards nudity was to be expected on Tumblr after that diabolical Verizon deal, but I just didn’t expect freedom of expression to be killed off this quickly.

The fear that American conservatives have for nudity and human sexuality never ceases to amaze me. Apparently the natural and beautiful human body is evil, dirty, sinful, and seeing it corrupts our poor souls. At least according to these pathological puritans.

Tumblr has been the last safe haven for photographers who shoot art nudes and want to display their images in a portfolio format for a community, but now that is coming to an end, too (the lack of custom themes ended my interest in Flickr).

The only positive thing about this tragedy is that now we’ll probably get rid of all those crude and vulgar porn blogs that not only have absolutely zero artistic value, but also reblog or steal art nude photography for their own sordid means, despite the wishes of the original creators. I have wasted enough of my time blocking countless porn blogs that have used my photos without my consent.

Still, seeing Tumblr buckle under the pressure of puritanical, right-wing corporate censorship is dispiriting. After all the hostility towards nudity and human sexuality by Facebook and Instagram, not to mention by the US government’s scandalous SESTA/FOSTA disaster that is nothing more than a thinly veiled war on women and sex workers, Tumblr’s censorship feels like another logical step on the way to Gilead.

Even though one of my main mottos is “everything is transitory”, it still stings like hell when a bunch of degenerate corporate robber barons piss on you and call it rain. Nevertheless, I suppose I will use this blog for everything else I shoot, and use my personal website for my art nude photography from now on.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote sexual content being gone is really not understanding at all what makes this place special. I mean we all joke about “horny on main” and all that, but the reality is that for a lot of the LGTBQ+ community, particularly younger members still discovering themselves and members in extremely homophobic environments where most media sites were banned (but Tumblr wasn’t even considered important enough to be), this was a bastion of information and self-expression. For a lot of artists too, this was a great place to come and post NSFW work and get traction that became Patreon pages that became honest jobs. The problem with “family friendly” social media is that more often than not, the ones hit  the most by the whole family friendly nonsense are marginalized groups that have no vehicles to express themselves. Stuff like YouTube consistently bans or flags simple content featuring something as innocuous as two men kissing as “adult” content and makes it hard for LGBTQ+ content creators to compete with their non-queer peers for a lot of those reasons. The ultimate problem isn’t even that banning of NSFW content, it’s the general mess surrounding it and unintended consequences to these groups. For MONTHS Tumblr has had a huge problem with porn spam bots and outright child pornography, and for MONTHS the majority of the userbase has been in general consensus that both of these things needed to stop. Tumblr did NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. When Apple finally removed their app from the store, SPECIFICALLY because of the child pornography, Tumblr decided to do what any rich corporation owning a social media site with zero understanding of what makes it popular would do, and decided that the best course of action was to eat itself like an Ouroboros. Rather than admit that they have done an absolutely shit job at keeping pedophiles off this website and rather than hiring the necessary staff to carefully moderate content, they decided to loose a poorly programmed bot that literally deleted perfectly SFW blogs with thousands of followers, and rather than properly handling moderation, they decided that it was best to simply go the lazy route and block anything even remotely NSFW. They run this site in the worst way possible, and I don’t understand how @support or @staff or their completely oblivious “CEO” plans to keep this sinking ship alive.

[imalwayspurelyrandom]

This. ALL OF THIS!

[tai1winds]

This. This is what’s getting thrown out with the almighty Tumblr algorithm: expressions of love. Expressions of affection and acceptance and hope. Positive reflections of what two people in love look like, regardless of who they are or who they love. It’s taken years for me to accept who I am, in large part because I went through my childhood not seeing people like me; 19 years I told myself I was different, and for that I was ashamed of myself. Not everyone is fortunate enough to escape to a physical place where they are accepted. But we had this community we built here. Visibility matters. Seeing yourself in the light matters. And now, as a result of years of inaction and ambivalence about REAL issues, we - our community, our expression, our pride - are being pushed back to the shadows.

We are not explicit.