Void Goddess's Domain

21/ lmao idk what I am anymore but if I am anything I am 🏳️‍⚧️ F// She/They // used to be J-denyourlocaljackofmanytrades// 🔞 Please for the love of the Void Goddess pls don't interact if you aren't older that 18// and none of you fucked up freaks, i can tell when one of you fuckers is a nazi or some weird freak (the bad kinda weird), you'll get the pepper spray//

[jdenyourlocaljackofmanytrades]

Just a reminder that I am a furry and that furries are welcome in my blog :3 👍

Plus id love more friends that are infact furries

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JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW I SEND FOXES CROWS RACCOONS CATS AND SPIDERS TO CHECK ON MY FOLLOWERS SO LET IT BE KNOWN I ALWAYS HAVE A WATCHFUL EYE ON ALL OF YOU YOU ARE SAFE :3

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I WILL APOLIGIZE THERE WILL ALSO BE MANY WOMEN IN MY COURT THEY WILL BE THERE TO SUPERVISE THE MEN AT MY BEHEST I TRUST THAT OTHER LADYS WITH SUCH TALENTS LIKE MYSELF WILL KEEP THEM IN LINE

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I GRABBED YOU BY THE THROAT DOES NOT MEAN I WISH TO CHOKE YOU SIMPLY MEANS YOU ARE TO QUITE AND I WISH TO BRING YOU TO MY EAR

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YOUR GODDESS IS ACTING IN HER USUAL WAY I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 5 MINUTES LOOKING AT MEN WHO ID LOVE TO HAVE WORSHIP ME

[jdenyourlocaljackofmanytrades]

AS YOUR GODDESS I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO WORSHIP ME STEP 1: AQUIRE A PILE OF DIRT

STEP 2: SCREAM AT IT

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY WORSHIPPED ME THANK YOU ALL

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IT HAS JUST OCCURED TO ME THERE ARE ANTS IN MY ABODE AS APPOSE TO MY PLENTIFUL FOLLOWERS WHO WORSHIP ME

THESE ANTS BITE WITHOUT MY CONSENT I PREFER IT WHEN SOMEONE ASKS TO BITE ME

>:3

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HELLO MY LOVELYS TIS I YOUR WONDERFUL GODDESS HERE TO BLESS YOU WITH WONDERFUL FORSIGHT COMMENT 4 TO AQUIRE MY KNOWLEDGE

;3

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Bored, gonna start talking like a crazy person now

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Ha jokes on you LA Jesus was actually a bottom

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Guys I love cosplaying Nepeta, cuz who else can I cosplay and get asked to take pictures.

Also hell yeah to the Feferi cosplayer I saw at a cool hotegei 101 panel

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Cosplaying Nepeta for Anime Expo

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My bones are held up with strings.

My blood is rubber.

My skin is Latex.

My mind is Void.

My soul is forfeit.

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WHEN THE FUCK DIDBI MAKE THIS?

AND WAS I HIGH OR SOME SHIT?

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Moving my FREAK content to my dumb garden side blog

[freyawolf]

the world is sad because you have comedy embedded into your body into everyones body but so many choose to reject it farts arent funny stop farting stop belching THIS IS WHY THE WORLD IS FAILING YOU ARE SAD BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT YOURSELF TO HATE YOUR BODYS COMEDY IT WANTS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND HAPPY AND YOU TREAT IT WITH DISGUST!!!!!!!

[jdenyourlocaljackofmanytrades]

Treat your body how you would a jester

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Okay

Cult of the lambs Dandy's world?

Idk, anyways

Lambert is based on a cottenball

Main toon

Passive: Crusader Speed

Lambert gains +3.5% walking and running speed for every toon chasing them stacks 6 times

Active: Cotton Cushion

Cooldown: 50 seconds

Lambert places a cotton gaurd on themself or others. Negating damage taken by twisteds and leaving a permanent slow on the twisted for the rest of the floor. If placed on Allies, lambert will spend one heart.

Lambert does struggle on Ichor floors. When they step in a Ichor puddle they will retain the debuffs for 2 times as long.

A goated (lambed?) Distractor

Health: ♡♥︎♥︎

Skill Check: ★

Movement Speed: ★★★★★

Stamina: ★★★

Stealth: ★★

Extraction Speed: ★★

Narinder is just straight up Ichor manifest but actually is Iron Chains but for lore reasons he hides them cuz they are something he doesn't like talking about

Another Main toon I will not explain why Im making them both mains

Passive: Pulsing Flow

For every machine being actively worked on, Narinder will provide every toon +2% extraction speed.

Active: Shackled

Cooldown: 55 seconds

Narinder can shackle a twisted either to another twisted or the floor for 15 seconds

While Lambert is bad on Ichor floors, Narinder is unaffected and has a secret 3 ability during a simultaneous Blackout and Ichor spil floor. Where he gains a small speed boost while in them but when he stands inside it, the puddle does get bigger, so don't stay in one for too long.

Support/Extractor

Health: ♡♥︎♥︎

Skill Check: ★★

Movement Speed: ★

Stamina: ★★

Stealth: ★★★★

Extraction Speed: ★★★★★

Twisteds and More later

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Im back nerds going to Fanime as my favorite troll.

Jk, I just didn't have a green coat, I would have gone as Nepeta.

These dumb things are made from air dry clay, Styrofoam, super glue, hot glue, screws, metal hairband, hopes, dreams, and anything I could find in a Michaels

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The third option was Arenea but I didn't have a dress

Le sigh 😔

Also not bleaching my hair again so Roxy was also outta the question

And I broke like 3 pairs of triangle glasses so Dirk was not ment to be

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Immediately broke the horns before the Fanime Homestuck meetup

lowkey kinda pissed at myself

currently repairing them