[theshellshack]

[10knotes]

me after doing 3 push ups

[speedlimit15]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

ooooo yea

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[weloveshortvideos]

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

[annoyeed]

delete it lmfao

[foointerrupted]

This really turned my day around

[fjordhulder]

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

[lubricates]

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

[swansongofuyulala]

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

[cyanicas]

[babyanimalgifs]

Idk what’s going on here but it looks fun

[humorrelated]

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

[fleshanimal]

I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

Good

[vaguelyethereal]

Direct Action

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

“hey uuuuuh can i get one us soldier?”

“go fuck yourself”

“understandable have a good day”

[thebootydiaries]

I hate straight white men like you

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[im5ft]

The passive agressive energy of this

[kingofeternalfreedom]

‘which is odd since memory shouldn’t be a problem for you’

[dankmemeuniversity]

[humorduke]

[jarrodis-deactivated20181204]

single, not sure how to mingle

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

[cute-baby-animals]

[janaecamri]

Who is she? Where is her vogue spread?