I Am The One Thing In Life I Can Control

O hai! I'm Arielle. I'm 32 and in my shitposting era.

[ohaiitsarielle]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[whitepeopletwitter]

Choo Choo

[makoredeyes]

Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.

Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises

[adoenamedbeeb]

wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped

[naamahdarling]

Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Fantabulous Fucktraption of Professor Hornblow Humpalot

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[sawdust-emperor]

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

[erykah-budew]

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

[crutchie-morris]

op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical

[chongoblog]

I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are

[theofficialastronomy101]

This is one of the strongest solar storms in ages. View from ISS is incredible.

[cute-animals-only]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[bloedgetuige]

guiltfree snacks are such a concept. i dont feel guilt for having a pastry. I'm not catholic

[bearie]

this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

What the fuck, thats dudes

[beedok]

[pseudophan]

so it turns out phan is real

[marinella-ela]

[herpsandbirds]

Wild turkey A G G R O!!!

[reggiemess]

It's such a tragedy that non-avian dinosaurs went extinct because we will never get to witness the terror and hilarity of a T. rex just absolutely flipping its shit over its own reflection on a large vehicle or glass-plated building.

[titleknown]

...You think Godzilla does that? I feel like Godzilla would do that.

@tyrantisterror

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[pseudophan]

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[professional-egg-layer]

[squiblysabre]

[starrattlerofprydain]

Obviously gotta play my amvs on my kingdom hearts disney tv 😌

[presumably-aury]

Idk what I was expecting, but David Gallagher being the biggest Soriku shipper out of all of us is a pleasant surprise.

[tharkflark1]

Curiousity killed the,,, uh Shadow

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