Jeb!

please follow :(

[jeb2028official]

hi

im jeb!

im running in 2028 bc i rule george drools

Please clap :(

[jeb2028official]

did u guys know jeb can speak

Español

r u impressed (this is how i got 8 of my votes in 2016 so u should b)

[al-gore-official]

Can you even speak english though?

[jeb2028official]

yes and I also speak jebpanese (the language I made up with my imaginary vp)

[al-gore-official]

"imaginary vp"

[jeb2028official]

yeah kinda like ur imaginary climate crisis

[jeb2028official]

did u guys know jeb can speak

Español

r u impressed (this is how i got 8 of my votes in 2016 so u should b)

[al-gore-official]

Can you even speak english though?

[jeb2028official]

yes and I also speak jebpanese (the language I made up with my imaginary vp)

[jeb2028official]

did u guys know jeb can speak

Español

r u impressed (this is how i got 8 of my votes in 2016 so u should b)

[al-gore-official]

Manbearpig

Manbearpig is the greatest problem currently facing our nation, and the world! He is a primordial being who will stop at nothing to destroy our planet; and my opponent in thiw election isn't doing anything about it!

This is why you should vote Gore Lieberman 2028.

[jeb2028official]

al y arent u more concerned about the updog attacks in texas

[al-gore-official]

Updog? Is that like manbearpig?

[jeb2028official]

ligma balls B)

[al-gore-official]

Manbearpig

Manbearpig is the greatest problem currently facing our nation, and the world! He is a primordial being who will stop at nothing to destroy our planet; and my opponent in thiw election isn't doing anything about it!

This is why you should vote Gore Lieberman 2028.

[jeb2028official]

al y arent u more concerned about the updog attacks in texas

[jeb2028official]

so u probably dont know this but when my brother w got those shoes thrown at him the guy actually had 3 shoes on and the third one hit w successfully

it was so embarrassing he had the media cover it up but I still remember laughing and going "HA!" when he got hurt

(i wasnt there bc i had the flu but i watched it live so u can trust me)

[al-gore-official]

That is clearly an edited image, Mr. Bush.

Not very good to be lying when you're running for president.

[jeb2028official]

yeah i lied im sorry

[jeb2028official]

so u probably dont know this but when my brother w got those shoes thrown at him the guy actually had 3 shoes on and the third one hit w successfully

it was so embarrassing he had the media cover it up but I still remember laughing and going "HA!" when he got hurt

(i wasnt there bc i had the flu but i watched it live so u can trust me)

[jeb2028official]

This you?

dont go there

the first time i read a washington post comic with me in it i cried for 8 months

dont. go. there.

[jeb2028official]

holy shit its jeb bush

thats right! ppl recognise me every day in tumblr bc im so famous

[jeb2028official]

i made myself in tomodachi life

this land will surely vote 4 mii

[jeb2028official]

happy birthday 2 my big bro, george w bush

when im president my birthday will b every day so jokes on u

[jeb2028official]

that isnt what fucking happened

[jeb2028official]

happy 4th of july everybody

this day always special 2 me bc it reminds me of when w forced me 2 drink the lighter fluid

u dont breathe fire btw u just spend a week in intensive care

[al-gore-official]

sorry guys, I was off getting MAD BITCHES and FAT STACKS at fourth of july YEAH WHO'S STIFF NOW, BILL!? WHO'S FUCKING STIFF!?

[jeb2028official]

no

[al-gore-official]

You can say a lot about my campaign but at least it wasn't named "Al!"

[jeb2028official]

yeah if my campaign was named ai id kill myself

[al-gore-official]

It's Al! A L! Albert! I was named after my father! It's not MY fault that it looks similar to some evil environment killing machine!

Go speak for yourself, BUSH!

[jeb2028official]

arent u supposed 2 b some cool nature guy u should fucking love bushes

[jeb2028official]

if you're gonna be president, name five states

i can name 10 but im gonna show u at my next rally