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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password
websites now:
Chocolate Swirl Pistachio Ice Cream
this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.
Still waters show ones true reflection...
I made this as a little love letter to FFX. Ill add some extra close ups in here too.
[ID: Close up of a mug held up in front of a blurred desk background. The mug has a blank Excel spreadsheet printed on it, with a large Excel logo and the words “Freak in the Sheets” overlaid. End ID]
i know jackshit about excel but i need this
You can get the mug HERE
(:3 っ)∋ <- seal
(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus
blogger Ryan Nosdrinker gives a lesson on how to blog
There's something so good about the wild type.
What are those cool spiky feathers?? (Sorry I know nothing about these cool gals!)
You've been!! BAMBOOZLED!!
Those are actually not spiky feathers at all! They sure do look like it, though, and that's likely the point- if I were a raptor looking down upon a pincushion, I would think twice about grabbing it with my bare feet.
However, it's a ruse! Just a marking on a feather
Pretty neat, yeah?
"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."
Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer
This is why he always wins all the @need-him-pregnant-poll polls