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Arttoy sculptures www.grubbs.info

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Basic box trap for Grubbs. Next week we cover making your own permits with a home printer and aluminum foil.

Park Ranger patrol route schedule at www.grubbs.info

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Grubb is a singular creature. He has a set of gifts which make him unique among the animals so that unlike them, he is not a figure in the landscape, he is the shaper of the landscape

*due to Jed almost burning down his studio today, he has be relegated to using soft paper and crayons. His internet posting privileges have been revoked and us Grubbs have taken over all social media management.

#grubbs #theascentofman #fire #firebrigade #sculpture #jacobbronowski #richardattenborough #art #evolution #art #dumb #dumbass #stupid #artist #pop #popsurrealism #fauxnaif #folkart #outsiderart #lowbrow #beautifulbizarre #helmet #firesafety #muriwai #forest #statue #figure #creation #jedseward

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Business Grubb

Seen here attempting to pass off 𝘕𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢 as regular poisonous, hallucinogenic and possibly radioactive Woowoo berries. Gentle reader, you have been warned.

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Bedtime Grubb

Teddy bears really are the forgotten multitool of youth, they work as a pillow, companion and most importantly keep the monsters under the bed from eating your toes. 🐻

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Woolly Grubb.

Quality Grubb wool comes from quality Woowoo berries. Not the mondo grass pictured. Tried it and it just didn't pay. They just didn't take to it. Plus the damage to the farm buildings due to the uprising where not claimable under natural New Zealand insurance law.

Being a largely agricultural nation these lessons will undoubtedly be passed on and even feature in an episode of County Calendar once the dried flower arrangement market reaches its inevitable plateau

Moving forward, lessons here are don't try switching feed on your Grubb stock, and if you feel the urge to experiment do your research and check that all members of the local volunteer fire brigade are not at the same party.

Obviously a lot more to explain, but I see smoke in the back paddock and oh shi

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Scout Grubb

Keen eyed readers will note this Grubb is particularly skilled at locating wild Woowoo berries by his rich maroon colouring. Seperate article regarding hand to hand combat techniques with wild Woowoo berry bushes to follow.

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#foraging #arttoy #designertoy #zurutoys #anime #funko #vinyl #nzmade #buynzmade #fantasy #woodland #popsurrealism #fauxnaif #artcollector #artinvestment #hellokitty #woowooberries #jedseward

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Selfie Grubb

Protip: Use a prepaid credit card on your phone or Grubbs will max it out on gem bundles in mobile games and dodgy woowoo berries on the dark web.

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#woowooberries #selfie

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Fugitive Grubb

Funnily enough, all Grubbs are technically intergalactic fugitives in that they stole the planet Pluto a few years back. Oh sure astronomers now claim its just a rock and they didn't want it anyway.

Details to follow about the Omwamwi heist.

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Time out Grubb

Naughty Grubbs get sent to the time out cage and their crimes published on www.grubbs.info

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Coastal Grubb on the lookout for flying Huhu beetles which cause the Grubbs much anxiety during the evenings here in New Zealand. The offspring of these beetles, however, known as Huhu Grubbs (no relation) are a delicious snack enjoyed at virtually every barbecue and childrens birthday party.

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#insect #food #noms #night #teddybear #bugs #eatbugs #naturephotography #outdoors #adventure #explore #nzart #jedseward

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Agrarian Grubb

Slotting Grubbs within the social models of urban, pastoral and nomadic is difficult, however most experts agree that generally Grubbs are basically parasitic looters that will occasionally turn to farming, and if so exclusivly as ambush predators

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Grubbs admiring excellent art curation @art.matakana.gallery with bonus fuzzy butts

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Hugg Grubb

Grubbs love their teddy bear hugs after a tough day hunting the exceedingly elusive woowoo berry in the great forest.

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Forest Grubb

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Algae, Batik on Grubb

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#artgallery #gallery #fauxnaif #popsurrealism #jedseward

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Red Woolly Grubb

Not red from embarrassment, as the Grubbs are shameless criminals, and not red from Woowoo berries - must be a Grubb fashion thing they picked up overseas.

#grubbs #red #japan #wool #arttoy #toy #collectable #actionfigure #zurutoys #anime #nycc #sculpture #art #funko #naruto #marvel #designertoy #popsurrealism #nzmade #lacquer #artgallery #gallery #design #homedecor #comics #buynzmade #jedseward

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Woolly Grubb

Rare pic of a Grubb using an invisibly device, apparently exceedingly difficult to operate so they reserve its use for stealing Woowoo berries. Priorities = 🍇

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Grubbs have arrived in Japan @kouichi_fine_arts - Please go have a look for more photos of the show!

Of course some of you may be concerned about any local spike in criminality, but please be assured our team here is closely monitoring the local news in Osaka for any woowoo berry related incidents.