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Are you looking for a blood-drenched beach read? Check out my summer camp slasher novella, EARTH CAMP!

It’s Friday the 13th… in the 27th century. Rabbit was looking forward to her last summer as a counselor at Camp Washington, despite the recent scandal that almost shut the camp down. She and her friends were supposed to spend the summer enjoying Earth’s wilderness before they return to the Moon for college. But when counselors start dropping dead, Rabbit realizes she’ll be lucky if she leaves Earth alive.

Earth Camp by M. A. Barth

Cover art by the incredible @grendel-menz

#no longer on sale but I’ll still send u a free copy if u prommy to write a review

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befriend someone else in the pig community

#this is literally what charlotte’s web is all about

memoriesofmine

jeezypetes

If you were a handyman who said he’d come over Sunday afternoon and a beautiful young woman texted you Sunday at 11am asking you when you were coming over and you still hadn’t responded by 1:08pm should she give up all hope…

jeezypetes

If its 3pm with no word from you do you think she should go grocery shopping

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If its 7pm and no longer afternoon do you think she should enact terrible retribution upon you

#by terrible retribution i mean a snippy text message

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Some of the prettiest patchwork design I’ve seen.

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these are getting weird

#will never forget the tesla i saw with one bumper sticker that said THIS MACHINE FUNDS FASCISM and another one that had been peeled off and #was illegible. what did it say…

jeezypetes

If you were a handyman who said he’d come over Sunday afternoon and a beautiful young woman texted you Sunday at 11am asking you when you were coming over and you still hadn’t responded by 1:08pm should she give up all hope…

jeezypetes

If its 3pm with no word from you do you think she should go grocery shopping

#in starting to feel MIFFED