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❛ did you just not deny that i could kill you on a whim? ❜
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static-enterprises:
“Did you just…..admit they’re tantrums?”
❛ did you just not deny that i could kill you on a whim? ❜
vortship:
“Ow.”
She flinched away from his sharp finger, rubbing the spot on her forehead he’d been jabbing. Mean as Black Hat was, Hal could concede she didn’t understand. Everything she knew about online interaction, perhaps even maybe interaction as a whole, involved being as profoundly extra as possible. More emojis. More loudness. She liked to think it grabbed people’s attention that way. Not to mention, kamojis were absolutely adorable.
“Okay okay… fine uh…” she turned back towards her computer, small hands hovered over the light-up keyboard, “What would you say? I’m not evil like you guys are, you know.”
At least, Hal liked to think she wasn’t. She was different. She had her reasons, she was troubled youth, she had a bad upbringing, she was fun and sweet and nice, but she wasn’t anything like them.
…was she?
when it comes down to it, black hat really has only two emotions; happy and angry. the glower that he wears fits him like a glove. he says nothing at first, just letting the silence be embroiled in his unspoken disapproval.
that is, until it seems her words start to set in────slow as a drop of ink in water, tendrils of color winding and writhing and leaving their stain throughout. then he’s got a big smile that could crack his face in half.
he breaks out into laughter.
❛ o-oh my────you? not evil?? ❜ he is cackling helplessly at this point and showing no sign of stopping, doubling over and clutching his sides. the only way that this could be any funnier to him is if hal were to suddenly and inexplicably staple her keyboard to her own face.
❛ that his hysterical! hal, i had no idea you could be such a riot!! ❜
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paperheaded:
❛ no, no no no, that’s not——— ❜ his lips snapped shut almost too abruptly, the possibility of offending black hat even more a risk he’s not willing to take. not that he thought his boss would be upset if flug insinuated that he’d rather take a very, very violent death every single day instead of standing in the same room as he for another second. if anything, it’d be flattering. something he is clearly not interested in doing.
the fleshy tentacles drag him away from the door instantly, the back of his head hits the floor and he’s left seeing stars for a moment, before panic settles in. he’d prayed for the end of things many times before, when fatigue and pettiness took the best of him, hidden away like a rat in case black hat could, somehow, make his way inside his mind if he saw him, but he never imagined it’d be like this. the scientist starts counting the seconds before black hat’s jaw cracks open, as if he were a snake ready to devour him whole, and he closes his eyes, stomach bubbling with anticipation.
luckily, the human mind is well known for coming up with nonsense when under pressure, and despite everything, he’s still only human. nothing happens, at least nothing deadly, not yet, and flug feels his chest compress with the sudden comfort that washes over him———his breath hitches then, burning lungs reminding him that he needs to breathe, and once he starts it’s impossible to avoid hyperventilating. the crazy expression his boss wears clearly doesn’t help, nor does the paper bag clinging to his face because of the sweat. he feels gross, knowing he could’ve avoided… this so easily if he hadn’t been so dumb. so self-centered. his own stupidity annoys him terribly, even more so than the threat of torture or death——or how unaffected black hat looks, too, if he ignores the clear evidence of weariness. how he remains so well put together, flug does not know, but shamelessly wishes he could, because maybe then he’d know black hat’s limit and he’d be a little bit easier to predict.
flug frowns, all his life he’d thought that surprising black hat would feel more satisfactory, but is truly the opposite: he feels debunked, disgustingly so, like surprising him is not worth all the trouble caused. shoulders tense when slender, dangerous fingers press against his face, and one of the many mouths placed along his jaw laps at them, curiosity winning over logic. the scientist feels repulsed, but keeps his words to himself, not daring to interrupt.
❛ you’re wrong, i’m, i’m nothing like you. ❜ he spits, and although it’s meant to be dismissive towards black hat, to draw a clear line between them, flug feels like he’s only pulling himself lower. of course he’s nothing like black hat, but that’s like a compliment for the eldritch creature. ❛ are you, ah, going to kill me? ❜ he groans, hastily wraps his hand around black hat’s wrist. gloved fingers claw at his skin to try and get the abomination to release him———flug blames the fear of having someone touch under his bag for such a stupid action. ❛ because that’d be, um, very inconvenient, boss. for, for both of us. ❜
it is easy to forget that if black hat wants to kill someone, he will────if he wants to keep them alive, he will. he never snuffs out a life on accident; he has more control over himself than that, despite his hair-trigger temper. all it would take is a twist of his wrist to rip flug’s jaw right out of his face. he could assure the scientist that he need not fear death, but it’s more fun to keep these mortals on their toes.
besides, there are fates far worse than death. he would know────he’s invented quite a few of his own.
❛ obviously, dear flug, ❜ black hat hums so softly, the normal grit of his voice reduced to a purr. the out-of-place tongue laving at his fingers does not go unnoticed────index finger curls, following the little wet appendage into the cavern of the extra mouth. what a novelty their involuntary behavior is; again, it is all about control, and black hat doesn’t know what it means to be without it.
❛ the differences between us are so great, they defy comprehension. but it is too soon to cut yourself so short! ❜
ah, yes────of course black hat took that as a compliment.
without warning, black hat grabs one of flug’s wrists and guides the scientist’s hand to his chest, which splits and breaks open────a bleeding, gaping maw of ribs and viscera, not unlike how he had looked but moments before whilst unconscious on the operating table. ❛ you want to do horrible things to me, don’t you, dr. flug? ❜
there the heart, the core, whatever it is sits exposed and unprotected. black hat’s hands are preoccupied with holding flug by the wrist and face. not that flug should let his guard down just because of that────black hat is still not vulnerable and helpless. he was, but that opportunity has passed.
...yet here it is again, just inches away. if flug is quick enough, maybe────?
❛ you were correct in surmising my weakness. if this is destroyed, i would not be long for this world. so, go on; do it. ❜ a challenge, a single, serpentine eye stares at his very mortal soul. ❛ but look at me when you do. kill me as i am────as i breathe, as i speak, as i think────and not on the other side of a camera. ❜
[GORE WARNING] [(green)BLOOD WARNING?] [BODY HORROR WARNING]
“Welcome, villains!”
again it’s all about Black Hat 8D;;
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Truth, do you like alcohol?
╳ truth or dare
❛ errrrrrm...i may enjoy a good red wine with a client from time to time, but purely for aesthetic purposes────you see, i cannot get drunk. not even a little buzz. but i’ve been unfortunate witness to how much more unbearable humans become while under the influence, so the appeal of intoxication fails to reach me. ❜
フルカラー版がいつ完成するのかわからないので
ひとまずラフ完成版をあげちゃおうということであげました。
Black hat様が変身していくという内容でした~
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新シリーズめちゃくちゃ楽しみ!英語苦手だけどがんばって観るぞ♡
Never do that.
Dare you to bite Monstrous Hat, why? For kicks and giggles
╳ truth or dare
❛ as if i need a reason to bite anyone, but i have no idea who this “monstrous hat” is. ❜
vortship:
She jumped with the suddenness of his stomping, though the smile never left her face. Rather, it became somewhat contorted with curiosity. Speaking of language, she wasn’t entirely sure if he was talking in the same one now as he had been a moment before. Every word seemed to fly right over the girl’s head.
It was hard to be afraid when she remembered who he reminded her of.
“…uh.” a less than articulate response, surely not an unexpected one, “Wait… the humans… don’t talk as much as they should… because they’re eating McDonald’s?” she was taking him literally, head tilted to accentuate her own confusion. He was talking to the wrong ‘human’.
“Okay! Fine! Next time I’ll just… copy and paste that theory at them! Right?”
❛ rrrrrrrnoooooo !! ❜ he draws out with a growl. how can she be so smart and yet so...well, stupid !?
black hat is close to ripping off his own face again. ripping it off and slapping her with it.
❛ it means “less is more.” please tell me you at least understand what that means! ❜ he doesn’t bother to wait for an answer────that would be getting his hopes up too much. ❛ tch, of course you don’t; there is nothing but less filling that little skull of yours than there is more. ❜ to emphasize, he jabs her in the forehead accusingly with a finger. ❛ be minimalistic in your responses to the clients, hal. get. to. the. point !! ❜
jab. jab. jab.
Truth: Why do you hate Steve so much? Sure, he runs a rival company but you said it doesn't bother you. Plus the guy hasn't done anything to you personally, so what's the deal?
╳ truth or dare
❛ to be fair, i hate everyone────but i find steve’s hubris and cowardice to be particularly disgusting. makes me want to bully him. ❜
"Truth! Where you from fam?"
╳ truth or dare
❛ i don’t know────the void? a void, perhaps? are there multiple voids ?? whatever, it doesn’t matter. ❜
for the truth or dare ask: what is something he worries about?
╳ truth or dare
❛ it sure would be great if i could stream a live commercial for once without one of you imbeciles doing something extraordinarily stupid !! ❜
he dares black hat to d i e
╳ truth or dare
do it flug end him you know the way