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god did the “fish underwater are dry” video get taken down? bc real talk that was the funniest fucking thing ive seen all week

soledadcatalina

found it on youtube this time holy shit

danfuckedoffbutreturns

I’m the guy screaming about submarines

blackwoolncrown

literally im him

cheapfilling

college is catered towards the able bodied and able minded. school applauds people who can stay up all night, skip meals, and work endlessly. that kind of extreme contribution is expected. why are disabled people being squeezed out of academic institutions? why should I feel inferior because of some arbitrary and ridiculous standard?

deadmomjokes

It’s really awful, because even in schools that are ‘easy’ to get accommodations with, the accommodations when you think about them, are things that you probably shouldn’t be forced to ask for. Like being able to take a break in your exam (which is 3-5 hrs long). Or being allowed to have food or drink in exams or class. Or being allowed to be a little late to some classes/leave early without penalty. These are things you literally have to get documentation just to have, let alone something like extra exam time for dyslexic people, or someone who has poor motor cognition and can’t write quickly. Extended deadlines for assignments are still held to an arbitrary ‘within reason’ standard, which may mean you still are expected to stretch yourself beyond what’s healthy to get the teacher’s assignments done. The whole accommodation-getting process is ridiculous, too. You have to prove that you’re ‘abnormal’ and have a doctor sign off on it, which I found horribly humiliating. Then you have to take the paperwork to the school’s office, and they can decide whether they think you deserve the help you need based on what they think your disability requires. (For example, I felt that leniency with absences would be helpful for me when my anxiety and depression were causing me to miss classes. But they decided that would probably just give me excuses to ‘skip,’ so how about extended deadlines instead? Because extended deadlines will totally take care of the fact that my grade is going to be docked if I miss one more class, and there are some days I physically cannot haul my body out of my apartment. Shall I bring witnesses from among the people who saw me collapse and go full hyperventilation under that tree while I was trying to force myself to class in the middle of a full-meltdown panic attack?)

I mean, the accommodations process and what you get out of it are better than nothing, but it just seems so wrong to me how we’re forced to jump through hoops to make the college environment bearable for us, when the unhealthy extremes shouldn’t be the norm anyway.

grayclouds

fanfiction, the gift that never stops giving even when i beg it to

ladygagas

How Gaga’s speaking voice has changed over the years

Honestly the best thing I’ve seen all day

adnapfoegde-deactivated20200419

How she go from pillow princess to butch queen in 9 years? I love it

[also how did they skip the ICONIC, fake-ass Paparazzi era accent]

#i feel robbed of the fake accent #whatever the hell that was about #lg

sashaseyebrows

Kimora in full face wielding a power drill is such a mood

x

@fiveandcountry

parents that try to guilt trip their kids for feeding them and providing a roof over their heads are disgusting like that is ur responsibility as their parent, as someone that chose to raise them, that’s part of the damn job description and in no way do ur kids owe u for that, not even a single bit

the-sky-traveler

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

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bntyhuntr-remade

i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd

#what the fuck is wrong with this man

josephskeery

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

animentality

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

paganinpurple

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

arandomcollectionofstuff

I wish my mom was like this.

sexhaver

shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk

#i dont.... necessarily follow this ideal but

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angelicavpd

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

#me wrt my instructors #i split HEAVILY on them

glumshoe

my uncle

-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them

glumshoe

-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education

glumshoe

-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs

glumshoe

-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)

glumshoe

this is what he wore to a family outing downtown