Call Me Chrissi, Wisteria, Ash, Parle Or Yen

Desi || Biromantic voloromantic asexual || angled Aroace|| in love with a ton of fictional characters || I hate abusive ships and people alike || I go by they/them and he/him || RENEW GLITCH TECHS COWARDS || LEGENDS ARCEUS WJDJFKSK || Icon by @haunted-xander

[jeffthehistorian]

Not my account anymore, follow @dragon-slayer-fairy1

[view-from-up-here]

[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[mountjude]

I forgot about this lmao

[bemorekleinman]

happy birthday, future me! cant believe you forgot about this you sick fuck

[volublelemur]

What is a more professional pattern:

Dinosaurs 🦕 or pineapples 🍍 ?

[volublelemur]

My brother has officially advised the fruit.

[memewhore]

[jeffthehistorian]

Ash...?Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Probably hacked, but like, fine lol

Thanks for checking in! <3

[vincentvalenfine]

when you’re vibing with your cat and they go

grooming you grooming you grooming you grooming you grooming you BITING YOU grooming you grooming you ok done naptime

[byjove]

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

[memeuplift]

[catasters]

[v4mpyrsp1t]

VIOLENCE AND HATRED AND BITING AND mmmmnnnmmmmmeeeeooowwwwwwwwrrrrrr

[eathotchip-deactivated20240816]

are u mad at me moodboard

[justcatposts]

[lowpolyfruits]

[redshifting]

😑

[luxwing]

Why he do this

[luxwing]

[justcatposts]

When your cat trusts you so much that she brings her newborns to you for shelter and protection. 

(Source)

[kirianthedivorce]

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10

[thinkhappythxughts]

The British government is literally crumbling but it’s good to see this cameraman has the right priorities

[clungedestroyer]

[r4cs0]

SMACK

[lordascapelion]

Cats can have a little salami

AS A PUNISHMENT

[everythingfox]

Whisking whisker

(via)

[beardedmrbean]