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OH MY GOD IT HAS RETURNED AND IT’S LONGER THAN BEFORE!
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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
oh how far you’ve come, Satan post
oh how far you’ve come
IT’S BACK
OH MY GOD IT HAS RETURNED AND IT’S LONGER THAN BEFORE!
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”
One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,
“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”
Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.
did april even………………………happen
April felt like it lasted forever……but now that it’s not April I have completely no memory of any April ever and I can’t seem to recall the last 30 days of my life.
What if Hannibal was a cute cartoon “Happy Tree Friends” like.
Tumblr is finally catering to me
The ominous, moody artwork of Sean Soong.
I must be mad thinking I’ll be remembered.
I have no idea how someone can watch Jesus Christ Superstar and not come out shipping Jesus/Judas. I mean, apart from the whole religion thing.
me @ me: im literally begging u to get ur shit together right now
https://twitter.com/hood_biologist/status/779176472179150848
trump’s fake laughtrack
anyone who watched the dumpster fire of a speech trump held at CIA’s headquarters on jan. 21 might be perplexed as to how trump managed to draw applause and laughter from a crowd of CIA agents, after literally spending the whole speech (which, btw, took place in front of a memorial for fallen CIA agents, against the CIA’s will) whining about the size of his inauguration crowd, attacking the media, and openly suggesting he may start another iraq war just to steal their oil [x]
well it turns out the clapping and laughter we heard did not come from the CIA agents (who were deeply offended by the whole thing), but instead from trump’s own people, who were there to cheer him on and create an illusion of popularity and support within the CIA (who is currently investigating trump’s ties with russia) [x] [x]
he also did this at a press conference earlier in january [x]
and while it’s easy to just laugh this off as trump being a pathetic and insecure piss boy (which he is), we’re also gonna have to start taking this stuff seriously, because right now he’s is literally distorting reality and somehow sucessfully manipulating a good chunk of americans with his pathetic, piss boy propaganda
Le Roi Arthur English Subs
Here’s a link to download the English subtitles for La Légende du Roi Arthur. The zip file contains both .srt and .ass versions of the subs, and both should work just fine with a player like VLC. Please feel free to share but do not claim as your own. Enjoy!!!
When they write about my appearance, it diminishes me as an actor. On the other hand, women have always had to put up with that.
Mads Mikkelsen, layin’ it the fuck down in Scandinavian Traveller (via mean-cannibals)
so apparently Jemma Redgrave was at a con and said that as far as she’s concerned Kate Stewart is currently married to a woman??
I mean we all knew she was gay af but now she’s confirmed sapphic by the actress herself
I’ll take that as canon, it’s good enough for me, BLESS JEMMA QUEEN OF THE GAYS
Don’t let society tell you that family means anything. It doesn’t. Build your own family full of people who love and support you, you don’t need to accept and tolerate toxic people just because you’re related
People who can draw perfect outlines without sketching first-
drawing hands like: