Somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence

✖ Dan Howell ✖ ✖ Phil Lester ✖ ✖ Jenna Marbles ✖

[babydollhowell]

wallpapers and icons ❤️💛

[ailockscreens]

Dan and Phil lockscreens! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Like/Reblog if you saved or you like it! :)

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

[trashythingsgohere]

I live in a very classy area

[ufo-spooky]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but FOR REAL tell your health provider about ANY street drugs or prescription pills you got in your system. They will not ever call the cops on you, you won’t get in trouble, they will just make sure you don’t have a potentially deadly drug interaction. Be safe everybody.

[stunningpicture]

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

[nosdrinker]

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

[weloveshortvideos]

[rehfan]

If you are having a bad day, please unmute.

(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)

[filbipott]

“Banana!”

[iamallrightfine]

* day is fixed* 

[chileananderson-deactivated2017]

ok. i super needed this.

[stellagibsonisalifeforce]

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

[glitterbubblesuniverse]

honestly…same

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[gameraboy]

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

[raychjackson]

She’s s keeper

[sdasdaasd123]

[nerdgasrnz]

This is the savings cat. Reblog so u can save up and pay ur bills like the responsible egg they know u can be

[sad-boyofficial]

I like savings cat better than money cat tbh

[sarahsquarah]

So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the vet

[heelyqueen]

Grey’s Anatomy Valentine Cards 😂

|| Don’t forget to send them to the people you love!

[internetcultleader]

theres only a few days left until winter break hang in there y'all u got this

[dwlyflonking-deactivated2018071]

[georgiasokeeffe]

even after 1d breaks up im never deleting my tumblr like catch me at age 85 in the retirement home blogging about harry that one week in new york

[danielhowell]

tumblr said we are apaz #1&2 most reblogged ‘web stuff’ this year (lol) 

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