REHfan Blog

Amy - 50 yo fangirl - she/her, cis-hetero. On AO3 as Rehfan - come find me!

[rehfan]

[MANY THANKS to @/wheels-of-dispair for the header!!]

Jesus.... I didn't know I wrote all this crap.

MOST FICS ARE 18+ SO MINOR CHILDREN: DNI!!!

I have many things on AO3 and most of what I post here I post there, so if you want to explore more… HIT MY AO3 PAGE

MAIN FANFICTION MASTERLIST

BILLY KNIGHT x READER FICS

Knight in Shining Armor - tumblr AO3

Billy’s Petal - tumblr AO3

Hope In the Darkness - tumblr AO3

A Little Shelter - tumblr AO3

RALPH PENBURY (Timewasters) x READER FICS

The Hat Shop Girl - tumblr (masterlist) AO3

EDDIE MUNSON x READER FICS — samples only on tumblr - whole fics on AO3

Longing For Your Touch - tumblr AO3

If Walls Could Talk - tumblr AO3

EDDIE MUNSON X READER FICS — FULL STORY IN BOTH TUMBLR AND AO3

La Belle Dame avec Merci - tumblr (masterlist link) - AO3 <—- STILL IN PROGRESS

EDDIE MUNSON!KONER FIC (Stranger Things/Game of Thrones crossover fic)

A Foot in Each World - AO3

STEDDIE FICS

Untrainable -- tumblr - AO3 <-- Steddie AU - IN PROGRESS

STEDDIE x READER FICS

Choosing to Be Brave - AO3

Steady Pool Service - AO3

STOBIN FIC (platonic)

Teamwork Makes the Dream Work

~~~THE BLURBS~~~

(Tumblr posts only)

JOE QUINN RPF BLURB

Untitled Fake Girlfriend Blurb

EDDIE BLURBS

Untitled

The Dark Side of the Trailer

Rainy Day Lovesong

Adam and Eve on a Raft — Part II — Part III — PART IV IN PROGRESS

The Boy is Mine (Amy’s Version)

BILLY KNIGHT BLURBS

Untitled

RALPH PENBURY BLURBS

Thirsty Boy

ERIC - A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE BLURBS

The Sign for Home

[trashmouth-richie]

it’s tattoo day! sadly my tattoo artist isn’t a reebok wearing, shaggy hair having, cutie 80s metal head named eddie munson

[trashmouth-richie]

here they are 👏🏼

[rehfan]

No offense to OP, (those are so cool & intricate!)

but based on the first post, I was totally expecting a pic of the tattoo artist...

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[rehfan]

This one is too real

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[puppygirllaika]

Could you personally navigate a cross-country road trip, door to door, without your electronics (phone/computer/tablet/etc)?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 29

[rehfan]

Translation: How many Ye Olde Persones are on this website?

[gnomebutch]

there’s no such thing as tmi. let’s overshare together ❤️

pads

tampons

cup

birth control that stops periods

free bleeding

crumpled up toilet paper or whatever else works just shoved up there

gnome

Voting ended onMay 26

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[rehfan]

I'm an American and I LOVE this idea.

[bluesycatharsis]

and for the lady perhaps a whiny man with big doe eyes that'll thank her for slapping him across his face

[rehfan]

[rehfan]

My heart goes out to all the frustrated fans who couldn't participate in the M&G for the Chicago Djo concert.

I hate that most people can't afford tickets to most major artists these days anymore.

A long time ago, when I was a Youth™️, concert tickets were all the same price - regardless of the actual seat. If you wanted front row, you camped out in front of the venue's box office to be there right when tickets went on sale. First come, first served.

It was a simpler time.

I wonder - if artists had the option and all the control - would they go back to that system?

[depsidase]

[lazywriterinthedark]

[tooies]

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

[looseinthecatroom]

[rehfan]

When I was 12 I barely knew what a computer was.

And home computers had no password protection back in the day.

You just turned them on and used them.

[rehfan]

So I drive a Toyota.

A standard 4-door, nondescript, ordinary vehicle.

It cost me $47+ to fill my 11 gallon tank today with 10 gallons of gas.

Are we winning yet?

[crewdlydrawn]

This encompasses so succinctly why I love so many villainous characters.

[rehfan]

@theodoravanyar Villain Writing Tips™️

[rehfan]

I'm the current winner of the game "Catch the Cat"

[rehfan]

I have been to the Emergency Room or Urgent Care (as a patient) a grand total of 2 times in all my 52 years on the planet. Lucky. I know.

The second time was yesterday.

If you remember this post, then know: this is part 2 of my saga.

Using a mandolin to slice onions was a good idea-- until it wasn't.

So yeah.

Needless to say, I couldn't make my dish for work today.

Just call me Grace.

*cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme music*

[groovysarity]

[rehfan]

[inbabylontheywept]

there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.

anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like

I can't believe

you would even suggest such

a stupid opinion. You've

been to a Danny Elfman

concert! How can you

have heard Oingo Boingo

live and say with a straight face

that they alone do not justify

rock and roll xylophones

and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.

i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

[rehfan]

Meanwhile, all I could think of while reading this was this gem from the late 1970s:

[threefates]

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

[rehfan]