Briar

•they/he ❤❤ terfs/radfems,etc. DNI

[rubyshouseofmovies-2]

george pulling that many overtakes out of his ass oh I know my diva

[trevormoore]

year after year the hungarian gp manages to inflict new and inventive horrors

[countingstars-17]

kimi: softs maybe weren't the best choice for the last stint

max: I MEAN, I SURVIVED 🤨

[alexturntable]

It’s been a while since we’ve had a carcar incident

[taryikk]

How is it that people go to a spa to relax and our spa is the most STRESSFUL thing ever?

[countingstars-17]

max was like: i'm standing with my cancelled wife

[lunarchaostime]

If I had a nickel for every time Kimi Antonelli exceeded track limits, I’d have enough money to buy George Russell a better f1 car.

[basedhighsenberg]

[bookwyrminspiration]

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[cipheramnesia]

I sure hope so, I need to get to 3rd and Broadway in fifteen minutes, step on it.

[beeelderly]

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹

1. oh for fucks sake

[stannisbaratheon]

[stannisbaratheon]

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Happy anniversary old as balls gifset

[maeglinthebold]

@meme-conservation

[meme-conservation]

We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls

[lotrheritageposts]

LOTR Heritage Post

[aquilacalvitium]

[kosmogrl]

[jelly-froggy]

[macklesufficient]

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

[macklesufficient]

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

[enki2]

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey