I really like Jellyfish, they so squishy

Well here we are, not going anywhere. 

[talesfromthecrypts]

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000) dir. Yoshiaki Kawajiri

[bl00dyfangs-deactivated20240123]

Source: https://pin.it/4cEuwgK

[everythingfox]

[aye-444]

my favorite childhood memory is having energy

[pattinsonsupremacy]

i have two heroes

[osointricate]

The blonde doctor ladies that bossed people around and were experts in their fields and may have had a formative influence on my childhood

[osointricate]

the brunettes with swords in high concept historical fiction movies that i was obsessed with in my youth

[osointricate]

oh shit i forgot the king

[weaver-z]

Will Smith was just banned from the Oscars for 10 years for slapping a guy. Unrelated but here’s an IMDb list of the most famous actors and directors who signed the letter asking for the statutory rape charges against Roman Polanski, who is not banned from the Oscars, to be dropped.

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[aedelia]

2 CAKES

[callmiani]

THIS. THIS. I FEEL THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL.

[writing-in-the-grave]

That last one is EXACTLY what I mean when I say you don’t have to comment anything particularly special on fics, you could literally just put a heart, or write “extra kudos” because seeing that comment notification email is still gonna make the author’s entire day.

[aphony-cree]

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

[sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor]

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

[aphony-cree]

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

[extreme-technicality]

May I present:

This monstrosity

[moonblossom]

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

[zoycitem]

My humble contributions

[hey--its--hay]

My Twinkies Halloween edition

[todesboten]

…

[wordsofdiana]

I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …

[libraryogre]

[cipheramnesia]

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

[lesbianladyeboshi]

[arialerendeair]

I will never be over needing to reset my password on my Prime account only to be granted my OTP.

My One True Password.

I died.

[prismatic-bell]

[alexaloraetheris]

I honestly can’t decide what’s better: that normal people came up with this as an entirely innocuous metaphors, or someone knew exactly how this could be taken and went with it

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Love that the internet will tell. You mazda had to do a model recall because spiders were uncontrollably attracted to their cars in 2014 then you read more and find it happened before woth the same car company in 2011

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Mazda spokesmen say "lol idk"

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

For those wondering apparently this breed of spiders fucking loves gasoline, mazda built anti spider springs to push them out and a software patch to. Do something with fuel pressure in case they did get in and weaved loads of webs that fucked up thr fuel capacity and no one knows why it was mazdas in particular that got infested

[aflo]

this is one of those problems you have to solve in a dream

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[mayjorlin]

Its me. Im bitches.

[cloudheaded]

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

[cloudheaded]

additions collected from the notes

not to my knowledge

sometimes

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

anyway fandom should go back being niche and unknown so we can be free

fuck being semi mainstream letting the fanbase interact with the creator is a mistake

neil gaiman is the only person allowed to even LOOK at tumblr

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

[everythingfox]

Brushing a pig

(Source)

[prehistoricmancunt]

Picture this: it’s 2007, you’re on your family computer on stardoll.com listening to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on repeat. Your ringtone is I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. You somehow don’t realize you’re not straight.

[hangingfromchandeliers]

that “if youre over 24 and still on tumblr it means mental illness has won” post is so funny. rip to you all but i’ll still have hobbies and interests when im in my 30s

[lastvalyrian]

people on tumblr be like if you are 25 your hobbies are children and career and taxes. I am progressive btw

[deus-ex-moshina]

Honestly the fact that Jaskier is kind of a celebrity in Netflix Witcher canon is. SO fucking funny to me….. Can you imagine being another Wolf witcher in this universe. It’s like if Hozier wrote 5 Grammy-winning albums exclusively about this weird kid from your high school

[filledepluie]

DON'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS I'M HOWLING