Shiitake Mooshrooms

I do art and have brain farts (is that a rhyme? I dont know.)

[shitakimooshrooms]

It’s interesting that many activities and fields which are considered feminine are historically considered masculine jobs. My go-to example would be art. It’s an expressive form yet the historical figures we study are often men.

[shitakimooshrooms]

I had a dream last night that I was applying for a summer job/internship and I was struggling to find my name in their sign in booklet and ended up finding out that the entire smosh cast was supposedly also applying for the job and I turned around and saw Noah Grossman on a couch behind me so I whispered “Noah” and he was like “do I know you” and in my dream I said oh shit sorry man my friend knew some of the smosh cast. Really sorry. Please don’t think I’m a weirdo. And he was like nah man it’s okay.

I can’t figure out a way to describe the rest of my dream, but it’s funny that my brain decided that Jewish geography was at play in a dream inside of my dream.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[shitakimooshrooms]

Don’t worry, I voted for you gaud!

[shitakimooshrooms]

I've been thinking about the fact that the plot of Percy Jackson would have never happened had Maria Di Angelo brought her children to the underworld. Think about it: Maria Di Angelo dies -> Hades curses the Oracle to never die -> May Catellan tries to become the new Oracle -> May’s brain gets fried -> Luke blames Hermes for his mom going crazy -> Luke joins Kronos.

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[machetelanding]

[husbandcinnamon]

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

[mssjynx]

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

[mssjynx]

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

[boffumdeez]

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

[tobiguous]

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

[jacketslutjayse]

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

[philly-punks-and-skins]

A fucking what now?

[coat]

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

[whereserpentswalk]

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

[ovineweaver]

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

[wwhore]

?. The humble freeze pop ??

[genericpuff]

i’ve heard just about every alternative name for freezies but NEVER have i heard something as absurdly made up as ‘zooper dooper’, who in their right mind would call it that-

OH NEVER MIND

IT’S THE FUCKING AUSTRALIANS

[shitakimooshrooms]

I am from Texas, which I’m almost certain no one considers “west coast” and I call them otter pops @husbandcinnamon

@v-is-for-web no, because a popsicle is on a stick, thus popsicle sticks. It’s a pop because it’s on a stick like a lollipop. And you might say “otter POP” but that is because fuck you that’s why (jk, I think it’s because it’s a brand (see next bullet point) and they wanted people to understand what it was when buying them unfrozen)

Otter pop is a brand name, but like Kleenex and Google it has become synonymous with the non-brand name (tissue and search)

[shitakimooshrooms]

I love being Jewish with non-Jewish relatives because they’re always so nice about it and love learning about Jewish culture. Like, when I visit them they insist on having Shabbat dinner with us :)

[bpdloop]

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

[lovelyladylavie]

[jewish-vents]

I've got no problem with atheists, but it irks me how much atheism has become the normative position, and the ease with which atheists assume everyone else is on the same page. I think a lot of people take pride in it as a way to distance themselves from dogmatic Christians, but every time I see a jumblr post saying something like, "it's a Jewish virtue to not believe in G-d/two rabbis three opinions etc. etc." I can't help but feel distance as a fellow Jew. It's not stupid or dogmatic to believe ה' exists

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[bunny-peony]

[asteli0n]

An Eye for A Eye ⚔️

1 hour sketch + colors practice

[lavenderapollo]

incorrect shakespeare quotes #14

olivia: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, cesario?

viola/cesario: ...no

orsino: i do!!

olivia: i know, orsino

orsino: i'm in love with you!!!!

olivia: i know, orsino

[lihim-oa]

MORE YELLOW COURT

Mean while the king:

[karmaspidr]

Percy: And you're sure that the Egyptian guys will help us.

Sadie: Of course. Car-

Carter: We just need to plead our case to the Pharaoh. Once we have his support, the Magicians of the House of Life and the Egyptian Pantheon will help us.

Annabeth: It can't be that easy.

The group arrives at the pharaoh's throne room.

Sadie: Alright, we're here.

Percy: Um, but nobody else is here.

Sadie: The Pharaoh is a really busy man.

Annabeth: When can we expect him to come see us?

Carter walks up to the Pharaoh's throne and sits down

Carter: Greetings, demigods. I, Carter Kane, Eye of Horus and current ruling pharaoh, have reviewed your case and you will be pleased to hear that you will have the support of the House of Life and its gods.

Percy + Annabeth: ...

Sadie: Trying not to laugh. Super proud of her brother.

Percy: ...YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD US THAT SOONER!?!?

[shitakimooshrooms]

I’m going to be so real… I haven’t finished reading book 2 yet, and I fully forgot that Carter ends up being pharaoh (cuz I don’t mind spoilers) and only remembered seeing someone say that Zia should have been pharaoh so I was really hoping for the to pull up and Carter be like “hello my beautiful girlfriend who I love so much my friends here need our help would you pretty please approve of their quest *bats eyelashes*”

[t4tvampireisms]

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t4tvampireisms]

YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[sabrinaluvvr]

i don’t think this really goes for me but i used to hate my nose because it didn’t look like all the other girls i grew up with but then someone told me i have a jewish nose (i am jewish) and i’ve been proud of my nose since no matter what people feed me on the internet

i love my nose, i love that i get to go about my life knowing i have some facial feature that my ancestors did

my ancestors went through hell and back and i’ll forever be proud to say i’m jewish

[shitakimooshrooms]

Bro this is so cute ❤️

[t4tvampireisms]

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t4tvampireisms]

YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[harpyharpyharpy]

JEWISH GIRLS YOU DO NOT NEED A NOSE JOB

[t4tvampireisms]

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t4tvampireisms]

YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[i-love-applin]

This goes for Jewish girls as well, it's less common (I think) but I have heard stories

Agree with OP, you are all beautiful <3