She's Not Me

Jennifer Radcliffe | 18 | WDA Supernatural Beauty & Electromagnetism Manipulation

[ayla-fitz]

It doesn’t have to be large. There are some small ball gowns too!

[jen-radcliffe]

Small ball gowns? What does that even mean?

[skywalker-cade]

"So what’s this stuff called again—? Soda?"

[jen-radcliffe]

"That's actually beer but I drink so much of that that it might as well be soda or water so."

[scarlettlabouff]

What the hell are you doing? Put it out, you fucking pyromaniac. 

[jen-radcliffe]

It's just a little fire, relax. It's not like I'm going to burn down the whole school because of this.

[avalon-liddell-blog]

I don’t think you have to wear a ball gown, just dress nicely.I bet you could even get away with wearing pants.

[jen-radcliffe]

Pants? Okay, now that's definitely not happening either. I don't actually have anything against dresses. I own way too many short dresses for that to be possible.

[frightfulmary-deactivated201510]

Uh… is it really it?

[jen-radcliffe]

Of course. Why would I lie about my name?

[callmedotwoods-deactivated20150]

Well, there’s online and local dress stores!

[jen-radcliffe]

Thanks for the advice but me and ball gowns are still never going to happen.

[toyville-andy-deactivated201503]

I know. But ridiculous is also cute, and I’m cute as hell. Thank you very much.

[jen-radcliffe]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bud.

[thatsmisskyla-blog]

"I don’t have a date. You don’t have a date. It’s good to go with a friend, is it not? I already have your dress picked out." 

[jen-radcliffe]

"Just because I happen to not have a date right now doesn't mean that I won't have one later but you're right, I guess. And you already have a dressed picked out for me? Are you going to show it to me or...?"

[franchitti-mcqueen]

That’s nice to know, but seriously.. I don’t really care.

[jen-radcliffe]

Wow really? Did something I say or do make you think that I cared about whether you cared or not? Because, if so, then I'm sorry for making you mistakenly think that. My bad.

[ddevsingh]

alright y’all time to take a real quick shower then im mgonna go upstairs and bug y’all more

[jen-radcliffe]

#esp u karina

[lawturner-s]

No I mean, I’m going.. I’m just mad right now.

[jen-radcliffe]

Mad about what?

[franchitti-mcqueen]

Ouch, nice insult. You’re a ray of sunshine, aren’t you.

[jen-radcliffe]

Absolutely. I probably shine brighter than the sun itself. As for the "insult," I wouldn't necessarily call the truth an insult but that's just me.

[dundermifflingifs]

[ddevsingh]

Don’t deny it, smalls.

[jen-radcliffe]

What's there to deny? Like I said, you would be the bell of the ball, love. Every boy would want you and every girl would want to be you. 

[ddevsingh]

Ahh, but if I were wearing it… sexy, right?

[jen-radcliffe]

Oh yeah, definitely. The sexiest. You would be the bell of the ball, in fact.

[lawturner-s]

It should happen if I have to fucking go, too.

[jen-radcliffe]

So I'm taking it that you're not going then?

[ddevsingh]

You’d look like a little fairy princess.

[jen-radcliffe]

That's just-... Absolutely not. Congratulations, somehow you made wearing a ball gown sound even more unappealing.