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28f, cat lady in training, here to have fun girlblogging

[firewalkzwit]

david lynch thinks about lana del rey, circa 2021.

[dogpuppy]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[anxeious]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[kronkk]

Sorry I know this is controversial but I don’t think people should own pit bulls and they should be sterilized asap and we should let the breed die out. They are a blood sport dog and a creation of human cruelty. It’s not their fault for the way they were bred but it is our responsibility to stop breeding them and to stop letting them around another animals,kids, elderly, and tbh gen pop

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[gsirvitor]

[fairycosmos]

girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life

fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track

[moonlightfemme]

daily affirmations

whoever annoys me will die

I am perfect

I am capable of killing people with my mind

[strange-aeons]

(thanksgiving turkey meme) idk who needs to hear this but (you all do, it's important) the 20th anniversary of the publication of my immortal is March 6th 2026

[milk5]

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

[dogpuppy]

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

today I sat on a chairlift next to a skier who looked to be in his 50s. he told me a story:

a couple years back, he was skiing in the backcountry and found himself lost. he tried to use gps, but his satellite watch couldn't find a connection. at this point, he chose to take his fireball out of his backpack, and drink to cope with this. he found the fireball frozen, and had to fully invert the bottle to make some drip out. I'm doing so, he lifted his wrist high enough that his watch connected to gps and he was able to find his way out. this, he told me, was divine providence, God had frozen the fireball to help him find his way out. because God loves drunk people.

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious