AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!

Jenna Darknight is a Idaho paralegal with two Masters in Medieval Studies, a DS, a laptop, a taste for ridiculous/bad films, and a chip on her shoulder. Here begins a Tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[homeofhousechickens]

So cute, I love it!

[violentoffender]

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[arizonaconservativegal]

Excuse you, that is a Utah plate. Arizona drivers are shit but when we drive on light rail tracks, they're at ground level.

[emmaubler]

No matter how bad a driver you think you are, feel comforted that you are probably not "Get on light rail tracks and drive 35 feet up to the elevated station" bad.

[lookcaitlin]

[theprofessional-amateur]

How your email finds me

[razziecat]

"BEGONE, FOUL FALSE INTELLIGENCE!! "

[wandererriha]

The scrying cube is filled with ill portents.

[digitaldiscipline]

"I am being catfished, Tad Cooper!"

[argentumcor]

@jenna-darknight

[my-never-ending-nightmare]

[holespoles]

Jun Kumaori (Junkuma)

"chasing its tail too much"

「しっぽを追いかけすぎて」

[beardedmrbean]

[scifiseries]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

Nun tries IBM computer

[coruscanttojerusalem]

That looks like Sr. Mary Kenneth Keller, BVM, the first woman to earn a PhD in computer science.

Mary Kenneth Keller - Wikipedia

[coruscanttojerusalem]

So IBM may be asking for hr advice in this picture.

[beardedmrbean]

[steelplatedhearts]

environmental storytelling

[catskillcollective]

[lotrmusical]

bearer of the curse known as 'i find it boring when characters in historical fiction think, feel, behave and sound exactly like modern-day people'

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

[theindefinitejames]

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

[fakegeekguy]

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

[britnxyspears]

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

[persona-game-info]

P5X [CN] palace 6 teaser