[devotioncrater]

[ceriseangels]

robby vs anyone that reminds him of himself in any possible way

[dunnswrld]

*cracks knuckles and takes sip of old mcdonalds coke from my bed side table*

time to write smut about 50 year old men.

[kaispeakshermind]

So I watched Tombstone for the second time yesterday

[dogpuppy]

[sexchangedotcom]

do you promise to love this mutual in flop post and in containment breach til deactivation do you part

[anxietyproblem]

[goalplz]

get into watching sports if you like going to sleep pissed off

[suigintou]

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

[herpsandbirds]

[vforvalensa]

Booktok kindle unlimited monster fucker romance but as the monster love interest gets continually described it slowly becomes clear that the author is describing the Phillie Phanatic

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

[nerdjpg]

[celebrinienjoyer]

fake man enjoyers tap out when their fave starts balding. if you were a real one youd be tonguing his receding hairline. coward.

[allsadnshit]

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[wesandresons]

if i cant fuck that old man then whats the point