Real Person & Not 19 Raccoons in a Human Disguise

prof banner by @oliapfel! Rook, he/they, aroace, 19, white

[writingraccoon]

Intro Post ig

Figured I'd make one. My name's Rook, my pronouns are in my bio. You can find me on Ao3 at Rook_Bailey, on twitter, and on strawpage! I'm friendly, so don't be afraid to send me an ask about something!

I do NOT have separate blogs for separate fandoms, so here's the list of my tags for the big ones, so you can block them, and so you know what I talk about!

Asks I receive: #asks

Riverdale: #I'm weird I'm a weirdo

Dimension 20: #just d20 things

MCYT: #minecraft folks

Interview with the Vampire: #ferndale hotel lobby

The Raven Cycle: #your telling me a raven cycled?

BBC Merlin: #bbc merlin *cue adele music*

Vat7k but with wonderful mutual @eryanlainfa 's OC Aiden (sorry for tag): #airigo my beloved

Art I love: #art I'm going to eat

Stuff I Make (things i crochet, cook, write, etc.): #behold! my stuff

Hogposting: #posts that remind me of 30-50 feral hogs

I also like a bunch of different classical novels, miraculous ladybug, Simon Snow, The Amazing Devil, MICO, Doctor Who (15), The Dragon Prince, A:tLA, Trigun Stampede, Lockwood & Co., Journey to Bethlehem, and some other things that I don't talk about enough for me to have a tag about.

You Will be blocked if you are: racist, ableist, a terf, any kind of bigot at all really, mean, or particularly annoying. As for fandoms, idrc for the most part but it's on SIGHT for Harry Potter fans. My blog is a safe space for people to be abnormal about stuff while staying respectful and kind!

Anyone can feel free to dm me and strike up a conversation, and mutuals can ask for discord 💕

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[frikinnerd]

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

[ovur]

Ok I'll go fuck myself

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[theinfiknight]

More gold in my drafts

[elodieunderglass]

My mother-in-law: now listen children - the birds will go quiet as the eclipse goes on

The eclipse: (goes on)

The birds: (go quiet)

One (1) Woodpigeon, continuously: HOOOO HOOOOO HOO. HU HOOOOO HU

[doccyuk]

(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."

[schokofairy]

So true

[elodieunderglass]

Wood Pigeon can’t read the room 😔✊

[professionalbitch]

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A SKINNY WHITE TWINK TO BE ATTRACTIVE AS A TRANS GUY. BE FAT. BE CHUBBY. HAVE SCARS AND STRETCH MARKS AND SPOTS AND CYSTS AND DRY SKIN AND DANDRUFF AND ECZEMA. HAVE MOHAWKS AND LOCS AND AFROS AND CURLS AND PIN-STRAIGHT HAIR. BE A POC. GET DARKER IN THE SUMMER. WEAR FEMININE CLOTHES, WEAR MASCULINE CLOTHES, WEAR A MIX OF EVERYTHING. GET SURGERIES, DON'T GET SURGERIES, GET HORMONES, DON'T GET HORMONES, MEDICALLY TRANSITION OR CHOOSE NOT TO OR CHOOSE TO ONLY DO CERTAIN PARTS OF IT BUT NOT OTHERS. USE WHATEVER PRONOUNS YOU WANT. HE, SHE, THEY, XEY, ZIR, OTHER NEOPRONOUNS, WHO CARES! BE WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO BE, HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DO SO, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT TRANSITIONING IS SUPPOSED TO BE. DO NOT LET YOURSELF BE CONTAINED IN ANOTHER MOULD RIGHT AFTER YOU JUST BROKE OUT OF THE LAST ONE.

#And please STOP trying to contain your trans siblings

#we should never be enforcing imaginary rules on each other

#part of community is helping each other stand tall

#SO STAND TALL

[moveslikekeithrichards]

its crazy how using your chosen name & pronouns feels so Not Allowed when youre used to having to use your legal name for everything. like all i do is go to work and go to doctors so writing an artist bio using my correct information is like, Is This Allowed?? Is This Allowed??? it straight up feels like being an unsupervised kid eating gummy worms for breakfast & waiting for someone to come tell you to knock it off

[didy414]

potluck party!

[milfcastro-deactivated20251208]

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

[tlirsgender]

As I am "severely the target audience for project hail mary" I have to point out. The thing about Grace's theories the scientific community hated so so so much re: life not necessarily having to be water/carbon based............ In Real Life Astrobiology this has already been pretty extensively discussed and largely discounted. So. Watching the scene where he's talking about like "the only original idea I ever had" I was kinda chewing on my lips like oooooh it's worse actually LMAO

Like. I need you all to understand. He's not getting laughed out of the room because it's this outlandish new idea, it's that in the theoretical biochemistry world this is *already outdated* and he's just like "NO LISTEN IT COULD STILL HAPPEN" & the scientific community is like can you shut the fuck up

[tlirsgender]

To be fair I would like to stress that it's *largely* discounted not Entirely 100% ruled out. There are some ongoing arguments about this afaik. But it really adds something to my enjoyment of this movie like oh buddy. It's so much worse than it sounds. Fully not a new idea he's pulling kind of a "here's how bernie can still win"

[tlirsgender]

Can somebody draw Grace kind of frantically pointing at a board that says "here's how silicon based life can still exist" please. For me

[justcakethanks]

I love this because it adds to his character.

It's Weir going "what's something embarassing he could be obsessed by" and also he spends the rest of the book introducing Grace to aliens who don't SEEM to have water but turns out they do. Just straight up torturing his creations lol.

[cute-animals-only]

Young grizzlies hitch a lift across water on their mother’s back ;-)

[didy414]

announcement!

[driflloon]

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

[everythingungodly-deactivated20]

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[saveugoodmadam]

@writingraccoon

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[writingraccoon]

I've bought the same phone case three times and istg it breaks sooner every time but it's like the only case for my specific phone type that has actual colors

[markscherz]

<Insert humerus comment here>