Mustache Glitter

I'm an incredibly awkward person. I regret most of my conversations. http://www.twitter.com/ScreenBug

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I wish Snapchat had a mom jeans filter, but this will have to do 😘🐺

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34 years ago today this miracle popped out! It's my birrrrrrthdaaaaaay!! 🎉✌️👶

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According to its instruction manual, my new camera is a pedophile's dream 👶🙈🙉🙊

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My birthday presents to myself came early! My lighting kit comes tomorrow! I am beside myself with glee! 😁🙌📷

[jennienewman]

I'm about to watch Larry David do stand up 🙌🙊 (at Largo at the Coronet)

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Hedgehog piggyback ride 🐺🐴 (at Marketwire)

[jennienewman]

My agency is having a March Madness contest and I forgot to join the social media bandwagon and post my top pick! The winner gets a free headshot session (#SWAG) which is probably the most LA March Madness prize ever. 🏀🎭

[jennienewman]

I ordered a slew of new makeup/hair care products from Ulta and they sent me this free sunhat! #SWAG

[jennienewman]

Watching Full House before work with my full house 🐺✌️📺🏡

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I'm spearheading a new trend #newspecs 👓🙋

[jennienewman]

My co-worker, @hersecretfortunes, got me this beautiful sodalite crystal necklace! Sodalite's properties: brings inner peace; harmonizes the inner being and subconscious mind; promotes peace and harmony; is extra lucky for writers. 💕🔮💫

[jennienewman]

I'm doing a vegan/gluten free meal delivery service this month to prevent myself from continuing to eat only the same 3 items every day (having to go gluten free/dairy free has been a bit of a challenge in the finding-ready-to-eat-foods department). My schedule isn't really conducive to cooking at the moment and I need more variety. Anyway, it came last night, so this is my first meal and holy cow it's insane how good it is! Kale & Quinoa Salad with Tempeh Bits and dried Cranberries in a Tahini dressing! All organic, no preservatives and no GMOs. I promise I won't start posting a bunch of food pics on here, but this was so good I just had to! #veestro

[jennienewman]

Up just in time to stream my boo Kelly's Oscars After Show and kicking myself for not getting tickets. 🎉💅👗💄💋✌️

[jennienewman]

Single? Lonely? Overbooked? Come bring your stethoscope, cozy up to the person next to you and watch this sketch I wrote! It might induce Supraventricular Tachycardia! Millard Fillmore Presents: Love! Sunday @ 7:30 pm (at iO WEST)

[jennienewman]

Much needed personalized tissue boxes! Never have squeezed my boobs into a tighter dress and am feeling the lemon drop martinis this morning. Perfect evening! 👰💏🎉💕😘

[jennienewman]

Chronically early to everything as always, so I'm sitting in my car letting the rain wash away a little more of the Hollywood Blvd pee smell before I brave my way into iO. ✌️ (at iO WEST)

[jennienewman]

Decided to try to be social for the first time in ages tonight! Currently am having to sit on the floor of the bar. I lasted like 10 minutes though! (at The Lost Room)